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Retired curmudgeon, find humour in the weirdest of places.

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Goodwin clutching at straws trying to remain relevant?

12.03.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just make sure details are published so I might avoid it like the plague.

12.03.2026 11:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oil is only one cargo using the Straits.

Many other products are shipped in containers.

12.03.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A pipeline would work, but vulnerable in a war.

And would take years to build.

Once tankers travel round Africa a regular supply will be established. But costlier due to passage times.

12.03.2026 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

327,318,480 litres/ship.
44,000 litres/ road tanker= 7,500 transfers approx.

12.03.2026 09:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've done a rough guesstimate

7,500 road tankers.

12.03.2026 09:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, how many road tankers to transfer one shipping tanker?

12.03.2026 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Que?

Por favor?

12.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยฃ547,000 seems such a specific amount.

Did he want settlement in another currency?

Maybe somewhere that might be considered a tax haven?

12.03.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly.

I'd reckoned the premium would be the full replacement price of the vessel, contents and a insurance on crew lives.

So completely unaffordable.

I see US officials have been approaching London insurers asking how the schemes work to see if Trump could underwrite the risks to get movement.

12.03.2026 08:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farage seems to be the only person saying "beaver".

Considering the colloquial use of the term - suggesting hairy female genitalia:

We can imagine where his brain is.

In the gutter.

12.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are the US allowed access to SPR when they caused the situation?

They should be denied access to leverage a rapid resolution of their mess.

12.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want pretty animal images.

If I ever own a banknote, I'll want to frame it to remember the occasion.

A cute fuzzy animal would make the moment more memorable.

11.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably wasn't a "Reform" team.

More likely, a local teenager being paid ยฃ5.00/1000 copies delivered.

I'd have told him to dump them and claim the money regardless.

11.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Boaty McBoatface all over again.

Never ask the public for their opinions.

It only leads to mischief.

11.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is saying `` i know nothing '' in front of a kitchen private sign . Alt: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is saying `` i know nothing '' in front of a kitchen private sign .
11.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's gonna lose their jobs dumping blame on US incompetence?

That's Trump's role: being incompetent.

11.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's a bank note?

11.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once they have entrenched their position, I expect the overseas owners will demand parity with their overseas franchises.

Back to T20 format, separate mens and women's seasons.

11.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Hundred has lost it's way, and charm.

I'm following Vitality Blast this year.

11.03.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rearranging deck chairs.

Only purpose, saving money.

Who gets less?

Teachers and students.

11.03.2026 09:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, The Hundred has lost it's attraction for me.

Am following Vitality Blast tournaments instead.

10.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump demanding removal via Truth Social?

Giant leaps forward in international diplomacy.

10.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not very good at this politics thing is he?

10.03.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I ever hear:

"Sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry."

I usually rebuke the person for apologising, with a cheerful chide and a smile, indicating they have not inconvenienced me in any way.

10.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder who he told when.

Someone has made a killing in the exchanges, as usual.

10.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Trump's statements yesterday were just a cynical attempt to manipulate markets?

And the markets bought it hook, line and sinker?

Meanwhile his team rain down more munitions on Iran.

10.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fishing trip.

Don't expect them to catch anything, this is all about maintaining the illusion that fraud took place.

Put it in front of a grand jury by all means, they regularly knock down Trumpian nonsense.

10.03.2026 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7 days later diesel now 152.9 pence/litre

Up 11 pence/litre in those seven days.

10.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8.00pm California means Eala's match is broadcast at 12.00 noon in the Philippines.

Max publicity for tennis in an opening market.

10.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0