Was over at DL's the other night, and we stumbled upon an interesting stat. Apparently America has not had a presidential election when we weren't involved in some form of a military conflict since 1788.
Texas Primaries today. Here's a Ken Paxton story that's not a Ken Paxton story.
I say let Colbert interview Ken Paxton. And ask him about all his indictments.
Dept of homeland security shoots dogs. If a dog is a threat, a dog owner is clearly a threat too
This is like a joke I used to do: "I hate science so much, I'm thinking about becoming a Christian.
That would have made 9th grade biology class so much easier:
'How does photosynthesis work?'
'Jesus.'"
Zohran Vs Trump
Mira Nair's Kid Vs Fred Trump's Kid
The Lamesake Vs The Namesake
Monson Wedding Vs Bosom Grabbing
Salaam Bombay Vs Salami
Mississippi Masala Vs Chicken Marsala
Vanity Fair Vs Chocolate Eclairs
@profgalloway.com saw you on Maher last night. Your fundamental flaw is that you believe life is inherently good. Life, it's not for everybody. Bringing a life into this world is the result of a selfish act.
As a Texan, I concur. If they're going to shoot California, they should sue Texas. At least Californians got to vote on their map. We didn't get that opportunity in Texas. Saudi Arabian women even get to vote on which rights they're denied
Hope my people treat you well
jokes on you..you've now told me where I can see you in public 😈
