telsie 🦬 (@telsie)

UW was down and has a short roster right now, inexcusable for USC to lose. they gave up leads and lost all three games to UW which is delicious food

11.03.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

folks we love when the USC Trojans lose

11.03.2026 20:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

two others that I can think of, which tracks for consulting

11.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

feels like stolen valor lol

11.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this being a 12 v 13 matchup really adds a level of “what are we doing here” to it all

11.03.2026 19:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone is an enemy of the university of southern california

11.03.2026 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in 2027 the women’s tournament and in 2028 the men’s they’re playing this shit in Las Vegas which is just shameless

11.03.2026 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

USC vs Washington in the Big Ten Tournament in Chicago, as god intended

11.03.2026 18:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

11.03.2026 13:58 👍 210 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0

god damn lmao

11.03.2026 16:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the united center in chicago for the big ten men’s basketball tournament

we have entered the slop mines

11.03.2026 15:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the big ten should be punished for going no pinwheel at the tournament this year

11.03.2026 15:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there are differences between those mostly running on T vs E but these people simply refuse to acknowledge that HRT actually does real biological change to people. it flips that switch! entire minority class of people subjected to the vibes-based whims of the majority

11.03.2026 14:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you do NOT want mike hopkins

11.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

took PTO today to watch this slop (supporting friends on the staff at my grad school)

11.03.2026 13:24 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how the fuck do you lose to italy in baseball

11.03.2026 04:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no Rančík is a big deal today

11.03.2026 03:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2025-26 Colorado MBB is the ideal “team that is going to be pretty good in 1-2 years” but unfortunately it just doesn’t work like that anymore

11.03.2026 02:30 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dawg if bam adebayo can score 81 in a game, how good was kobe really?

11.03.2026 02:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

big 12 tournament court looks like shit

11.03.2026 02:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙏🏼 every day we further diminish kobe’s legacy

11.03.2026 02:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry, Bam Adebayo is doing WHAT

11.03.2026 01:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

radicalization comes free with your transition

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we celebrated Easter in the sense that there was a bunny and candy. haven’t celebrated in any capacity as an adult.

10.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god damn lmao

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

estrogen is magic 🩷

10.03.2026 17:47 👍 4416 🔁 759 💬 22 📌 4

winning the ZA Royale and introducing state-enforced homosexuality for women

10.03.2026 17:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

pokemon legends ZA: where every woman is gay

10.03.2026 17:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“the book is there to serve me”

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

10.03.2026 16:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just shameless engagement farming

10.03.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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