kelsie

Pops off every single time. My heart SWELLS.

I’ve been hot and cool at times in my life, not recently but it has happened

This is top 4 songs of all time for me

She never referred to me by name, only as “[ex’s name]’s girlfriend” like she would say “hey [ex’s name]’s girlfriend come here!”

I have known a participant on an extremely popular highly publicised current reality television program in Australia for over 20years and seeing his mother who was always extremely unkind to me on the telly is very jarring!

It’s time they met

Husband put up this trellis and we stole a morning glory root from someone’s fence down the street and propagated it and planted it and it’s popping off already

Me every day living the beautiful life I dreamed of only 5 years ago

Incredible stuff we see here

Conscious xray is so funny. His ass is NOT standing still.

I don’t understand how this relates

Whatever robot is In Charge of Strands over at the New York Times really phoned it in today

PEEP PEEP

I love having. Meetings with pharmaceutical reps like girl what are u talking about lol

Not true friends……

Type of crazy shit I walk in to at home 🤡

Perfectly curated to my interests

If i comment it’s three red hairs in a row haha hi guys

(messaging my group chat dedicated to andrew mountbatten-windsor) has anyone procured the latest photos of AMW?

Don’t repost my post and reword it to what you think is funnier I’ll find your address it won’t be hard

Me playing battlefield 1942

This is an ad for the Feliway Friends diffuser

They let boys date each other now btw

Thanks mummy

I would let him leave me on read for 8 months and still triple text. I would let him make me a single mother.

Julian casablancas circa 2003 was engineered in a laboratory to be the perfect prototype of the kind of scumbag that would let destroy my life

My husband really loves his two budgies

He is going CRAZY