me: say mama
baby: mama!!
me: say dada
baby: dada!!
me: say it ain’t so, i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
baby: nana nana nana na na na na nana nana nana na na na na
i love physical media
how come tear gas is the only gas that makes us release a bodily fluid? why not piss gas? or better yet, cum gas
the most famous piss freak of all time is the guy who convinced the world peeing on a jellyfish sting made the pain go away
i love physical media
Dude in the 60s: check out this weird little guy I drew
Producer today: this is going to make me a billion dollars
I don’t know what mysterious spark Frankenformed into @theneedling.com when it got sprayed off the gum wall, but I am glad it attained sentience and decided to haunt us. This magnificent many-headed monster has a Venmo and a patreon: love it with me.
first you heard podcasts
then you watched podcasts
now get ready to SMELL podcasts!!!
never!!
Shalhoubmaxxing
as a child who went to catholic school this is what i imagined purgatory was
life was so much simpler when Oppa Gangnam style
enough money to solve the homelessness crisis three times
Pokémon GO wash dishes in the back
businesses must accept this on Pokemon day
cool, cool, cool mountain
they paved paradise and put up a data center
“Training a human takes 20 years of food”
you know i keep that thang on me
i’m a simple man, when Linda Cardellini shows up in a movie, i give a 5 minute standing ovation
you know i keep that thang on me
the comment section needs to be eradicated
bc of the child bride thing?? that was just a big misunderstanding
he's actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him
thank god you’re here
you know what? fuck it.
beetlejuice
beetlejuice
beetlejuice
who watches the watchmen subreddit?
when you have to discard the lock pick for the endgame 😢 rest in power
