mitch has a lot of harebrained ideas but his insistence on unpacking the same day we get home from a trip is actually his best. i hate every second of it but then the chore is done and i don’t have a suitcase in my way for days
for example during Rocket Man you scream “I’m the Piano Man!”
New bit I started with Mitch is mixing up Elton John/Billy Joel and exclaiming you love one when the other’s song is playing
currently fighting for custody of a pair of sweatpants i bought for myself that mitch has commandeered
if anyone needs it, mitch and i have determined which of the seven deadly sins each of the season four real housewives of orange county cast represents. important work
sometimes when i need a podcast but no ads i ask Mitch a question about music (today “are the mamas and the papas folk music, explain”) and then he will just talk for 20 min while i do my chore (today skincare) it rules
got mitch an 8mm projector and some film reels so we are spending his birthday watching “Christmas 1967”
idk if there is any merit to it but a PA once told me to regularly eat walnuts to help w cholesterol
got too high and saw a tiktok that told me there was a hex on me and i kinda believed it
started from season one and i would die for Hannah. Multiple times an episode I say to my husband “She is my dream girl, I would do anything for her”
transitioning this feed to my new obsession Below Deck Mediterranean
i don’t care for candiace but “where is your income roach” is the funniest thing she has ever said and one of the top things this show has generated
Too many people use the logic, "If someone commits an atrocity against you, you've earned the right to an atrocity against them." But you can't earn the right to atrocities. It's not a thing you can deserve to do.
listen i know it isn’t right but in my heart, i just am not that impressed with a phd outside of like education or medicine of some sort. oh you are a dr in politics? okay that’s fake!
it’s hard for me to describe how delighted i am by karen on potomac. one of my top 5 housewives frankly
gizelle and robyn are me and my college roommate Leah. the target audience for this post is me
you are the dizziest bitch at this table - i’m sorry she is the funniest woman in america!
karen talking to siri. how do i make that my outgoing voicemail?
“siri who else is matthew?” she is honestly rivaling Sonja for my most beloved housewife
oh we just watched this scene - i’m losing it
karen is debt free and loaded. love that
i love karen. she’s legend to me
is charrisse drunk in every ep of season two - (is this a known in the rhop community)
this is just an account for my thoughts on the real housewives of potomac
