I'm an athlete
13.03.2026 13:32
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I'm an athlete
The UV index is high today. But its only a little above 60 and breezy. Makes for a kinda chilly lunchtime parking lot shirtless tanning session
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Finally getting to sit down with Resi 9. Starting every Grace section with pre-pissing my pants to save time
The fuck?
Thats it?!
What did he even do besides show up? All I've heard is that he's there now. Did he just wave and say his name like he's on a parade float or something?
But you've heard it!
@jfx316.bsky.social I was reminded of Dog Fashion Disco recently and no ones ive mentioned them to knows who the hell they are. You're one of the last people I can think of who might
I watched the Mortal Kombat 2 trailer and I just want to listen to Techno Syndrome and do push-ups the rest of the day
One of them nights where you just listen to Invisible by Duran Duran on repeat
New hires st work. Have to give them the disclaimers:
This is my face. This is my voice. I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.
I am not mad at you, and probably in a good mood.
Give me another Infamous
I often think of a story Mark Henry told about working out with him. I cannot do it justice, I'll have to find it somewhere
@heathercampbell.bsky.social not to be someone running to defend Marvel Cyclops, per the recent Get Played, his mutant power is just eyes. But his real power is an unmatched tactician. That's why he's in charge of teams of basically gods on Earth
Imagine hating on me and I'm just at the gym, hitting chest, listening to THOT SQUAD.
Oba Femi looks like a Street Fighter character #RoyalRumble
I wish I had any sway on public opinion so I could get more people to understand the absolute insanity contained in this picture
The highway by my place is pretty empty. Also covered in ice. Monday morning, 8:20 ish AM
I'm the strongest person at the gym today. (I forgot my earbuds but I'm working out anyway)
Its NOON! How have they delivered it to the future?!
The fuck? Its in my time zone. Its 3 hours north of me. Its 7:46! AM! Ay-Em!
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
Stupid idea I had earlier that's had me giggling; Steve Blackman in the Appalachian woods at night beating up monsters with the glow-in-the-dark weapons WWE gave him towards the end of his run
That feeling when you find a song you couldn't remember the title or artist for.
Goin' Through It - Brother Ali
If we don't, who will?!
A chart showing the crude oil reserves of Venezuela in comparison to the reserves of other oil rich countries. Venezuela has 303.2 billion barrels of oil, against 4.05 billion dollars in exports. Saudi Arabia, by contrast, has 267 billion barrels of oil and 181 billion against 181 billion dollars of exports.
we only do one thing and we just keep doing it
2026: back to hoochie shorts
The guy playing Zangiff is HUGE! It's like they hired three actors and made one eat the other two
