Charlotte

Controversially - The Princes in the Tower.

Looking over my shoulder and seeing my limit disappearing into the background. 😭

Now, and hear me out on this, how about you make yourself even taller?!?? All you have to do is wear shoes that will leave you In crippling pain… 🤷‍♀️

Duncan Dares.

Tfw grocery deliveries have moved to Tuesdays. 😉

Corrected in print but not in the broadcast. Benefit recipient numbers also sounded as directed as not working with no context because that would be almost 1 in 6 of his population stats.

But that’s not accurate. The persecution during the 1930s was horrific. And systematically erased Jews from society. And this very often involved physical violence and with Kristallnacht state sponsored pogroms. But it wasn’t mass exterminations.

Simultaneously aggrieved for you and thanking all of the gods that my two don’t keep me to precise feeding times (specifically weekend mornings 😊😊😊)

(Whispers - how long was late Gonzo?)

“I want to help you with your laundry” - surely at least 5% back against any hypothetical (and unlikely) other accusations.

Currently the hard way from many Democrat leaders (view from across the pond) appears to be wiggle your fingers and suggest that’s not nice. Where are Biden, Obama, Harris, Schumer, Jeffries on camera. Condemning each and every ICE overstep - let alone murder. Feels like a dereliction of duty.

Deep Cold in the Bones (because he was denied such luxuries)

Stupid weather. 😡

Definitely not Sandal restricting access to emails… Because why would he?!??? 🤷‍♀️

@jortsthecat.bsky.social thought you’d appreciate some views on the hair.

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Me. Fine. *squints* shape precisely 1 degree to the left. Not a square no more. Still hipp! 😊

You got the first bit, bike stealing. But have failed to address the someone dies horrifically aspect of episodes.

Safer (for the telly)…

Imagine the damage 2 could do…

Every cat on here has pulled out a cigarette, lit it and sighed. Then had a massive glug of the strongest possible alcohol (they can get their paws on) in your honour. 🫡

Momb clearly started it when you initially tried to groom her and she rejected you. 😔 After that you can see the trap you set. Seems fair. 🤷‍♀️

First thing I read daily in the paper when my dad got home growing up. Then worked backwards towards the front page. Not sure ‘Jane’ would be commissioned now… 🤣

Gendering colours obvs ridiculous. But as someone who remembers how painful it used to be to put antiperspirant on after shaving the pits - have male products have that pain taken away as well? If not prob best to have them clearly differentiated. 😬

Synchronised fly watch.

*Chinese spies manically googling ‘Jackie Weaver’ as they’ve heard about that re UK council procedure.*

I mean, ffs, twelfth day is tomorrow. Why wouldn’t he be pissed off?!?? 🤣

One day young kit you may need to make an important decision. Try to remember the dot, no matter how tempting, gives you nothing…

Pride and Prejudice. Obvs.

History teacher asking, politely, if you’ve maybe considered a gatehouse, portcullis, drawbridge and maybe some curtain walls?!?? No worries if not.

The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town - finally unmasked! 😉