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Can I drop my big veiny dick on your face? 😜

Will I remember to write 2026?

2026 is “make it pretty”

Animal Crossing New Leaf (2012)
#acnl

My astrology sign is Scalding Steam. Don’t touch me. ♋️♌️

upper body is coming along nicely 🤗

Just listened to Trust by Rebecca black and happy I don’t have to listen to it again

My body and face are symmetry’s worst nightmare

I had a dream that Regal Cinemas had a large underground bunker with spooky sentient clay golem slaves that ran on treadmills to power the theater. Do I need therapy?

A witch waiting outside a grocery store while laying with their back on a vending machine.

Waiting. ⌚

Sunning

bruised and bothered 😮‍💨

Personal opinion, Harry’s House is not a gym playlist so let’s not have it on repeat plz

a horse is being washed by a man in a yellow shirt with viralhog written on the bottom ALT: a horse is being washed by a man in a yellow shirt with viralhog written on the bottom

How’s the water pressure? Power hose quality I hope

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Listening to veridis quo on an empty trolley is peak neo-impressionist art btw

So what is the lifespan of Pokémon, like does your sentient caterpie die after 2 months or what

Told my coworker I only got 1.5 hours of sleep and she said, “yea you look it. I can see it all over your face.”

…didn’t realize we could bring knives to work

Okay but when is Birdo gonna be a playable character in Smash…

Remember when KH wasn’t a train wreck of a story?

Working with surgeons is financially humbling. Thank you, I’m glad I got to hear about your 1.5 week long trip to Ice Castle Hotel in Norway. I on the other hand decided to not pay for lunch today 😎

Please take me to an alternate dimension Palkia

Whose deity’s schlong did you have to suck to get these things?!

They say “life imitates bomb ass art”or however the quote goes…

The trolley smells like kielbasa and I’m kind of turned on

Set those intentions
Stand on business

30 isn’t looking too bad, but January 2025 is

No thanks, blurred and busy being pensive