What If It’s All About ME!?

Bumping this back to the top

She tried being superstitious, she tried wishing on stars but had to take luck into her own hands. Turns out all she needed was the right man to unlock the doors she wanted opened.

This love is pure profit
This happiness is manmade

Let us not forget who The Man is

This is so funny to me because it means it’s not a wiener song, the wiener is an afterthought lol

This is wild! She’s been singing about sunshine for a long time, and this might be recontextualizing the references for me.

Sunshine one the street at the parade.

She called her ring a hardware upgrade.

We don’t talk about it enough 😭

If the glint in my eye traced the depths of your sigh
Down that passage in time
Back to the moment I crashed into you
Like so many wrecks do
Too impaired by my youth
To know what to do

Of “Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?” and “I want auroras and sad prose. I want to watch wisteria grow right over my bare feet.”

Dreaming of “I'd meet you where the spirit meets the bones in a faith forgotten land”

One that could create an illusion so good you could do anything you want behind it.

Sit quiet by my side in the shade
And not the kind that's thrown
I mean, the kind under where a tree has grown

Or a whole PR team even

A pledge allegiance to your team

If Ophelia’s fate was to never make a decision for herself and to be controlled by men, it’s possible a really good PR manager could save a showgirl from that fate

Tell the rich folks anything they wanna hear. She’s saying - it’s whatever you want it to be, I’m a mirrorball

What if the Pinocchio was there all along to tell us that Wood is a lie?

“He (ah!) matized me” is crazy

I swear she gave him the line “I just want to play catch with him” it’s so dog coded 😂

The yellow brick road lives on

So Popular

Your finger on my hairpin trigger ➡️ you pulled the wrong trigger 🙂‍↕️

Opened the app to say exactly this!

I’m never getting over this

She came out - LIVING MY DREAM?!?

KITTY?!?!🐱

Stop bahahahaha I hate her

Okay Wood!

My thoughts exactly

Gay

Can’t wait to hear @drbryanlicious2.bsky.social ‘s take 🤣

I’m thinking 3:00 too. What does she have planned?!

Gay