I'm a big fan of the Shadowman. But, like, why? Why is THIS the first thing I see?
10.03.2026 18:38
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I'm a big fan of the Shadowman. But, like, why? Why is THIS the first thing I see?
Getting more and more winded with each thrust of his nubby little legs.
Jake Lang, sending texts to literal children like
A video of the "Shadowman/I'll Steal Your Poop" song/meme from a page that says "Happy Friday 13th you little freaks" posted at 6:37 pm on February 12.
Logged into Facebook just now and the first post in my feed is from a month ago from a page I don't follow.
Cool.
I’ve heard the World Baseball Classic is three weeks away from getting nuclear weapons.
The NBA: We cannot allow our teams to celebrate vices, like our cities' premier strip clubs.
Also, the NBA: Brought to you by gambling companies DraftKings, FanDuel, BetMGM, and Fanatics Sportsbooks
It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.
It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.
That’s pretty much how it went, yeah
Pastor had an affair with the organist, wouldn't go to marriage counseling outside of the church where his dad (the 'bishop' of the group of churches we attended) didn't do anything about it. 90% of the youth group bailed including myself.
A gross image of Rick Scott that is captioned "I should be immediately sent to prison".
Maybe they relied on AI to pick targets. But they bombed the school twice, hitting it again 40 minutes after the initial strike, in order to kill survivors and first responders. The mere *existence* of AI means no one has to be held responsible for this crime against humanity
Jesus Christ. Took long enough.
nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department
This goes hard as hell.
Time is so fake, “oh we added more daylight” no you didn’t, daylight is portioned by the cosmos repent of your hubris
Went to my first speakeasy tonight, so that was interesting.
People are trying to Slay the Spire because they can’t counter any of its arguments
Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up
Rubbing his neck from all the reaching he's doing
Love how a month ago he was like "I am $50,000 in debt please buy my shitty coffee" and now he's spending thousands on Pokemon cards.
Hydrogen on repeat forever and ever
Consider yourself lucky.
It has also led to several untimely deaths. www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
cursed
Never ever let a conservative trick you into thinking they care about the "national debt clock" or whatever the fuck ever again.
Sock them in the mouth if you have to.