Sandra Chrystie

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Why her eyes so dang big

Bitches will really say I could kill a billionare and then not be able to eat a mushroom

Like the old saying goes. to be cringe is to be free.

i wanna be so aggressively fruity, queer & girly i wanna take up so much space and be so loud and slutty i wanna be a fucking menace to society cuz apparently just by existing i'm a fucking problem so might as well have some fun with it!!!!

Times I've tried to open TikTok in the last 10 minutes: 3
Times I've been stood up in the last 6 hours: 1
Times I've told myself it's gonna be okay and it's not gonna be as bad as everyone keeps saying this year: lost count

Next up, are you secretly a sleeper quitter? That's when you don't quit and nothing changes but if something you don't like happens you'll quit. Like a sleeper agent.

Funner fact!
I bite back~

I don't know if any of you are real but I hope the robots love my sweet electronic poems

Normalize giving your summons proper training and not letting them out of bindings unless they are so.

I mean like if you're going to raise a bunch of bones and give it three commands and then let it loose, it's gonna be full of nothing of rage more than likely, and only bring harm to you or others.

Easier to pretend it's all a fantasy sometimes I guess haha
Anyway so necromancers

Sorry the thought of being a real person in the real world sorrounded by real people terrifies me

But hey that's exactly where we are anyway, even if we're just further away

Humans have been throwing every waking thought into the void for years and I'm supposed to stop because what. Everyone can hear me now? Big woop

Knowing who I am as a person it'll end up being both

Is it too late to make new year resolutions
I wanna get on stage this year
Comedy or drag idc anymore

Any good necromancer should know how to still the dead just as well as raise them
Anything less is a danger to the craft as a whole

If it's going to be bitter anyway I might as well as lean into it and that's why I get a negroni

I'm trapped in the cold and snowy world
Can't get home
Forced to stay at my best friend's house and play fallout and borderlands
Truly unfortunate

Lots of discourse in the hypno fandom today

the worlds too big and im just a doll
im sorry if im not ready for it all

sometimes in life all you need is head from a service top so good you pass out
i think he fixed all my problems actually

gender critical? broke
my gender rapidly approaching a critical mass from which it will either explode or collapse in upon itself and consume all gender around it? bespoke.

the only modern era economist and philosopher i need

Nair is a miracle product thank you stem majors

It's very old but I'd like to add slay the spire to this list as I genuinely believe it's one of the best rogue likes ever made. Plus the sequel is coming out next year so if you'd rather wait for that you can!

Running through the wilderness in the night
Heavy breathing
Suddenly I've lost you
I catch my breath and then BAM
You're on top of me, pinning me down,
and I know this is my place.

my local chinese place texted me to let me know they were open and im not jewish but oh boy did i not wanna cook tonight
i didnt even know that was a thing!
thanks to all who make christmas garlic shrimp possible
and a happy holidays to all of u in the tiny internet box!

thanks to the internet for making all my mental illnesses worse i think thats very toxic yuri of u

Yeah I do DBT