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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®

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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

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I’ve never encountered this take on “Money”

11.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

parallel pork

11.03.2026 18:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

42.

11.03.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A work of art.

11.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yet when it comes to opening a can…

11.03.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“im Kampf gefallen”

Preview of the kind of thing we’ll see from Fox and such.

“Trump Has Fallen in Battle!”

11.03.2026 16:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A Maine educator didn’t have a curriculum to teach a foundational reading skill. So she created one In Raymond Elementary School’s pre-kindergarten classroom, boys and girls huddled together on a rug with their teacher to learn a foundational skill for reading and spelling: how to pull apart and put together letter sounds that make words.

In Raymond Elementary School's pre-kindergarten classroom, boys and girls huddled together on a rug with their teacher to learn a foundational skill for reading and spelling: how to pull apart and put together letter sounds that make words.

11.03.2026 07:30 👍 102 🔁 15 💬 13 📌 3

* On my flashy yacht, cranking up Pink Floyd’s “Money” *

11.03.2026 11:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m holding out until it can have Jesus comment on my grammar.

11.03.2026 11:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s an excellent price for papillomavirus warts!

Must remember to stock up.

11.03.2026 11:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lorem ipsum domine
Dona eis faecibus tauri

11.03.2026 11:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmmmmmm… em dashes!

HomerSimpsonDrooling.gif

11.03.2026 11:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That adds a lot to the value of a house!

11.03.2026 10:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oralesfoltergerätzufriedenheit

11.03.2026 10:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to Thunderdome, Charlie Brown!

11.03.2026 10:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

50hz Sub Bass Lofi Beats To Swing an Axe to

11.03.2026 10:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this, post a robot.

11.03.2026 08:30 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 4

“This medical journal can’t fix our problems” is an interesting take.

11.03.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Image says Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you. Has Trans flag and five little drawn people on it

Image says Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you. Has Trans flag and five little drawn people on it

11.03.2026 09:11 👍 25 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a mug bearing the words “THE FUTURE IS”

The rest of the text is covered by a sticker that says “REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE”

Photo of a mug bearing the words “THE FUTURE IS” The rest of the text is covered by a sticker that says “REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE”

The long-lost Philip K. Dick novella:

11.03.2026 09:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧪 Trust takes years to develop, minutes to destroy.

10.03.2026 21:46 👍 28 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.”
—HAL 9000

11.03.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.”
—HAL 9000

11.03.2026 09:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At this time 5 years ago, it was illegal for people to be within 6 feet of me.
I really miss that.

At this time 5 years ago, it was illegal for people to be within 6 feet of me. I really miss that.

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11.03.2026 08:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

typoo

10.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Morgan Freeman's voice: “Let’s see what this utter dipshit does next…”

10.03.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

* adds you to That List *

10.03.2026 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Department of “Waiter Bring Me More Doughnuts”

10.03.2026 15:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have a wild weekend with Postman Pat.

10.03.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
post by @atrupar.com

from a press conference

Q: You said the war is ‘very complete.’ But your defense secretary says ‘this is just the beginning.’ So which is it?

TRUMP: You could say both.

post by @atrupar.com from a press conference Q: You said the war is ‘very complete.’ But your defense secretary says ‘this is just the beginning.’ So which is it? TRUMP: You could say both.

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10.03.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0