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Scottish ex-pat in Austin, TX. Mostly post re: LFC, Austin FC & Tech jonnojohnson.me mastodon.scot/@jonnojohnson

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Can't make this shit up

11.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill herβ€”and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 8487 πŸ” 3132 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 119
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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

"A woman who claims she was abused as a minor by both Epstein and Trump has given the FBI vivid accounts that include aspects of her life corroborated by the The Post and Courier through public records ... she claimed Trump forced her to commit a sex act on him sometime around 1984."

08.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 4120 πŸ” 1736 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 82

At the very minimum they should cross-post to alternatives like here and Mastodon so that no one feels like they have to stay on that site for them. That's literally bare minimum and way for an organization that size to do.

08.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 12968 πŸ” 4912 πŸ’¬ 923 πŸ“Œ 694

Maybe the clubs should I dunno just stop using the platform.

08.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Liverpool and Manchester United want offensive posts on X by the AI chatbot Grok that reference Hillsborough, the Munich air disaster and Diogo Jota's death to be removed.

Full story from @dansheldon.bsky.social ⬇️

πŸ”—www.nytimes.com/athletic/709...

08.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 45

If he were a character in a movie it would be panned for being so dumb. But you'd say that about his boss too I guess

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No Kings As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

On March 28, we need to show up in world-historic numbers to send a message: Not in our name. The people of the US reject Trump’s brutality at home and abroad and we say in one voice: No wars of aggression. No terrorizing our communities or yours. No tyrants, no conquests, no kings.

06.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

CSPAN
@cspan
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@SpeakerJohnson after House blocked War Powers Resolution: "We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of Defense have made it very clear, this is a limited operation."

CSPAN @cspan . @SpeakerJohnson after House blocked War Powers Resolution: "We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of Defense have made it very clear, this is a limited operation."

Darkly funny he had enough self-awareness to revert to "Department of Defense" here.

06.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 1625 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 30
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Next time Messi is interviewed at a Miami game some journo needs to be asking him what exactly about Trump is he a big fan of...

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wild stat shows Arsenal took over THIRTY MINUTES to restart play in win over Brighton | Goal.com US Fabian Hurzeler slammed Mikel Arteta and Arsenal for excessive time-wasting after wild stat reveals the Gunners took over 30 minutes to restart play in their 1-0 win at Brighton.

Nothing from the Sun from me.
www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
www.theguardian.com/football/202....

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

One match eh? 🀣

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Oklahoma senator challenges union head to fight during hearing "Stand your butt up."

Mullin is the guy who tried to fight a witness at a Senate hearing. www.axios.com/2023/11/14/m...

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 547 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 27

We'll see if they're ahead of the curve next season but in general I don't think Arsenal fans should care too much. I wouldn't especially given how long it's been for them. But the media should be honest that it's a choice that Arteta has made. Not that it's somehow his only option.

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There might be something to that but let's be clear the premier League can't afford to let this continue. People aren't going to pay to watch this crap. The rules will change next season.

05.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't think Raya pretending he's injured multiple times a game, holding his wrong shoulder isn't cheating? And the stuff that's going on at corners definitely is cheating but for some reason this season refs have decided they don't know what to do about it so now everyone is doing it

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

City are πŸ’― cheats. Their titles are meaningless to me. They play football though. Liverpool also sometimes played some dreary negative stuff when they couldn't compete financially. Arsenal on the other hand have decided to become incredibly anti-football when their squad is at its strongest.

05.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that and Liverpool did that against City last year. But Arsenal this year is a while different level. They don't try to create much at all from open play against even teams like Brighton who didn't even low block. It's dreadful stuff even when it's not necessary.

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry meant to say did City or Liverpool ever choose to play this way...

05.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night you said Arsenal did what it must. Now what it needed to. Why? Arsenal are choosing to play this way despite having built one of the most expensive squads ever.
Did City or Arsenal ever choose to play this way with an early 1-0 lead over a mid-table team? They don't have to or need to.

05.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello again, Reds!
Following a few weeks’ absence, we’re back on all our social media channels. Due to some copyright issues regarding images on our website, we’ve had to make some difficult decisions. Unfortunately, a lot of our previous content has been deleted.
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03.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

🀣🀣🀣

01.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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James Talarico: I frankly am tired of the "thoughts and prayers" rhetoric from our leaders here in Texas and in our nation's capital.

I believe in the power of prayer. But there is something profoundly cynical about asking God to solve a problem that we're not willing to solve ourselves.

01.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 795 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 11
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01.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone remember football not being shit?

01.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just horrific stuff

01.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shady JD Vance in 2024: "β€ŠOur interest, I think, very much is in not going to war with Iran. β€ŠIt would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country."

(H/T Home of the Brave)

28.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1557 πŸ” 708 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 47

Lol we said the same thing at the pub

28.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0