I think it might mean you need to charge them?
I think it might mean you need to charge them?
So are people actually using this one yet?
Not impossible that it's an early onset midlife crisis thing but - I feel like it's pretty not good right now. It's definitely been worse in the past, but (we're not living in tenements, 9-5 is way better than "whenever to whenever no lunch") but we really should be able to do so much better.
The beginning when it's still easy to tell the difference
it's so weird I almost don't want to delete it, but we're going to be drowning in this stuff in a minute
Man I hope most of these alternate social media platforms merge into one, good thing. Everything being everywhere is exhausting.
A master of the magical arts
these people are doing things right
Anyway, we're disappointing as a species.
And obviously this sucks for a million reasons but man -- where's the imagination? If we were living in a cyberpunk story or whatever "Jennie Johnson's" avatar wouldn't be an attractive mature white woman, it'd be like... an orc, or a robot, an alien a cool hologram or w/e
Why is humanity so lame?
So I got an unsolicited e-mail from a recruiting agency today, with a profile they've drafted for me which is clearly just my linked-in scraped and fed through some kind of text generator.
"This reads like it was written by an AI" I'm thinking, so I scroll down and:
it's up there with "the site formerly known as twitter" for needless, annoying, confusing rebrands
This looks like a screenshot from I Think You Should Leave
Everyone should go see Godzilla Minus One, it's fantastic
Man I absolutely love how you painted the face markings on the budgie
For choice is the best reason! Congrats man, I hope you love it.
Hoomans!
I never really found the MGS2 villain squad quite as compelling as Foxhound or The Cobras, but Fatman is still really fun
I used to love doing these abstract landscapes, been forever since I've just noodled around with brushwork and shapes
The rest of Foxhound!
Foxhound!
So sorry to my two followers if I'm blowing up your feed right now :x
Wolfwitch Doots!
Wolfwitch!
some deets!
Birdwitch
Canada!! That's exciting! For work?
And yeah, I moved about a year ago and man. Too. Much. Stuff.
Feeeeesh
Shapes and colors
I guess it's time to make this profile look like it's existed for more than a matter of hours...