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Dice-wrangler, bureaucrat-whisperer, wearer of hats and bearer of walking sticks. He/him. Adult human, well past the age of majority in my jurisdiction.

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POV: you are the captain of an Iraqi oil tanker idling in a Dubai port

11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 10934 πŸ” 1876 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 189

Is it possible CENTCOM sent the plan along and said, "Here's what we need to do the thing" and the White House and SECDEF said "fuck it, we ball, do whatever with what you've got"?

11.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is it morally or legally right? no

has it achieved any long standing strategic aims outside of degrading iranian strike assets? no

did any plan go into thinking about the second-order effects of this conflict? no

11.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 554 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

I still wonder if Witkoff really is that stupid that he believes that, or if he's so stupid he thinks he can convince us of it.

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No way. No WAY.

10.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a functional democracy we wouldn't have gotten to this point, because they would have ushered him out behind closed doors and give him a dignified off-ramp.

A functional democracy wouldn't have elected him.

But here we are in a failing state.

10.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His Cabinet thinks he's doing a fine job. He lets them do as they please and they tell him how smart he is that he told them to do it. They're not going to invoke the 25th.

10.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, see, this is him dictating gifts to China. It's totally a sign of his strength and massive orange dick.

10.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had you not told me that was Dakota Johnson and that it was a Vixen still, I would have believed you at first glance.

10.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, this is the closest he will likely ever get to admitting he might be wrong about something.

10.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking this is a quote from something else, but I can't place it.

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, but that's for the Warrior Class. We can't have the peasantry getting that. They might get ideas!

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, why would the Gondor flag be objectionable? Just that it's not a US flag?

09.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's curious how this won't be accompanied by 75,000 mainstream pundit pieces about how Republicans are obsessed with "identity politics" and need to reconnect with "real America" on "kitchen table issues"

09.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

08.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 4518 πŸ” 998 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 55

Hell, acknowledging a group at all seems to set these fools off.

09.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wild. I had a cackling imbecile telling me that the magic bombers would destroy the stockpile and there wouldn't need to be a single American soldier on the ground.

09.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! I wish I'd gotten a picture, but I was more worried the bat would take off again and flutter around the house more.

09.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly poorer than historically. Looking it up, the CP also did not reach the victory conditions OTL: since Romania had captured Kronstadt/Brasov in their offensive, the CP would have had to capture all 5 Romanian supply cities -- and by the end of December, they hadn't captured Jassy/Iaci.

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a story!

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As the CP Marshal, this looks like a difficult haul. Constanta will fall within the next few turns, but I've only got 3 turns to take Ploesti and Bucharest, and there's just a huge number of trench-lines now between the Danube and the Dambu rivers.

08.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As happens all too often: intelligence tells the decision makers what they don't want to hear; they ignore it and press on with wishful thinking.

08.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, they know rocs as giant birds - but giant birds that use shrike (impale) or seagull (drop a heavily armored target from high up to crack the shell) tactics?

08.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless the stupid fucks DO know what they are doing: and mass casualties is exactly what they want.

Maybe stupidity, maybe malice. Maybe malicious stupidity.

08.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Delightful. Some kind of roc-sized bird, impaling humanoids on stakes!

08.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It has absolutely been a delight to have moved where Joe and I can schedule regular sessions to play games.

08.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rumors of a Szekely lord somewhere southeast of Bistritz operating against both sides are just rumors, no matter what certain authors in Britain tell you.

08.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Romanians have advanced as far as the south bank of the Tarnava Mare River, taking Schaumburg (Sighisoara).

Fierce fighting continues in the Carpathians.

In southwest Romania, German forces and Bulgarian forces have linked up at Craiova.

08.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

On the Black Sea coast, Bulgarian and Turkish forces, with German advisors, crack the Romanian line. The plan remains to seize Constanta by the end of October.

08.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0