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AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. Here are some of the best...

1/25 - Mrs Doubtfire

America is a gun.

Mambo - First Blood

A traumatised, highly skilled war veteran uses his Latin American dance skills to hit back against corrupt small town police.

🎶 A little bit of crossbow in my life.
A little bit of headband and a knife.
An AK-47 is what I need.
A little bitty hand gun's all I see.

- Rambo Number 5

Badgers on tenners and otters on fifties,
Ferrets on fivers, yeah that'd be nifty,
Weasels on twenties, much better than kings,
Mustelids are just my favourite things

It was a Piccadilly Pendolino paranormal pomegranate.

And then, as I was boarding my train, a ghostly piece of fruit manifested before my eyes: It hovered in the air in the aisle and then simply disappeared...

My work here is done 😎👍

I feed the leftovers to my pet peccary, Piccolo.

This can be sung to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, should you ever wish to.

When I'm waiting for trains in Manchester, I have to have some hard Italian cheese with tangy yellow chutney.

It's my Piccadilly pecorino/piccalilli peccadillo.

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

Japan must have been full.

Not being able to comprehend anything that isn't "I" or "Me" is very telling.

#Narcissism

I'm wondering if Paralympic skiers from countries subject to drone attacks find the noisy whine of the drone cameras triggering.

a man is dancing in a hallway in front of a shelf full of film reels . ALT: a man is dancing in a hallway in front of a shelf full of film reels .

IT'S NOT A GIANT INFLATABLE ZEBRA. IT'S A MORE OR LESS LIFESIZE, PARTIALLY INFLATABLE, ZEBRA COSTUME.

We need to go back in time and complain to the artist. It's an outrage!

I'm a bit annoyed about the hen. Chickens are capable of flight and I've even seen some in a tree.

a couple of men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a couple of men are standing next to each other in a room .

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box #TOTP

Keith Earth, Greg Wind and Carl Fire.

Whoops, sorry. That was Emerson, Lake and Palmer. I always get those mixed up.

#TOTP

Maybe with some kind of flex attached to each bud at you don't lose them so easily? Connected, perhaps, to a small volume control and a USB C connector?

Million pound idea: earbuds that don't fall out

Surgeon Neil Hopper jailed after amputation of own legs Neil Hopper claimed that injuries to his legs were the result of sepsis and not self-inflicted.

In the interest of nominative determinism, he should have done just the one leg.

BBC News - Surgeon jailed after amputation of own legs
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I see they've got Wicked and Wicked For Good on streaming now, which is great news. I can now watch neither of them consecutively.

Scottish chefs on #GreatBritishMenu this week.
One of the chefs has served up a potato soup with a Trainspotting theme.

I was hoping it would be mulligatawny served in a tiny toilet.

Why do pagodas have those jaunty curled up roofs? Surely it would be less faff to do them straight? #PagodaContrarian

I know it's not the main issue, but what's the FIFA protocol for when a host nation for a world cup attacks or declares war against a participating nation in the run up to the competition? especially when the head of the host nation is in receipt of your inaugural peace prize?

Harry and Meghan have really let themselves go, haven’t they

It's a Dyouthinkhesaurus.