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hello everypony who still uses bluesky

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☑ I just want people to get my name right. i’ve been doing this shit for 9 years and people still can’t say that shit correctly. idk how many times i gotta sound it out for you guys. please it is BABY NO MONEY.

stat from regretevator drawn in a parody of talking heads "once in a lifetime" music video.

#regretevator

into the blue again

Yay!! new minis!!!

pizza

Local asshole (Lord Pwnatious Moneybags the Third from Phighting) sitting in a very mocking pose

Character design sheet for Lord Pwnatious Moneybags the Third. They are wearing an ornate teapot on their head with 2 large moose-like purple antlers protruding from each side. They are fitted with the finest tuxedo Blackrock can offer with custom clockwork design specifically custom-made to fit them.

#phighting Repost

A younger B.Zuka (Phighting character) in his mid 30's, one design shows off his Blackrock uniform from his time spent serving in the military (a very big white coat with orange and grey fur lining at the top, a grey-blue military vest with matching pants and high boots, he is also wearing a grey ski mask to protect his face as well as a pair of triangular blue goggles.) whilst the other two are more casual. He is wearing a simple tank top and jeans with dark blue boots for his second design and in his last he is wearing very triangular blue shades, a backpack, an orange bandanna around his neck, and a simple dress shirt with baggy pants and dark boots. He looked happier.

#phighting repost

Pwnatious, now more furious than before: "Could you not simply pelt it with rocks or something?! Just make it go away!" Carnage: "...Sit down and watch. It might make you feel better, Lord." Carnage pats the ground beside him, signaling to Pwnatious that they should sit down and watch television together.

Pwnatious considers this possibility for a moment as Carnage gives them time to think.

Pwnatious, now next to carnage and watching television: "This is just patronizing." Carnage: "You may leave if you'd like-" Pwnatious, cutting Carnage off before he can finish his sentence: "Stop talking."

Pwnatious, pointing very rudely at Traffic (the PHIGHTING character): " CAN YOU NOT SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?! How am *I* suppose to attract *any* kind of business with t-this-this *concrete hillbilly* LOITERING in MY private property?!"

Pwnatious: "Are you even paying attention to what I am saying?!" Carnage, Pwnatious' personal Omegagraft, is watching television and observing some popular demon programs.

Carnage turns around from his daily television to face Pwnatious, sighing.

Carnage: "First of all, this isn't your private property. He owns the shop underneath yours. Secondly...Maiming random civilians when asked is not what a bodyguard does."

#phighting (repost) The Bodyguard Dilemma

a 4-panel comic of Medkit (the PHIGHTING character) and Broker (the PHIGHTING character). In the first panel broker is watching medkit huffing a bong, in the second panel Broker is now exiting the room through a door. In the third panel, Broker is walking down a flight of stairs with a smile as Medkit watches in sheer terror. in the last panel, Medkit with a bloodshot eye is now screaming "HE IS GOING TO TELL MY FUCKING BOSS"

#phighting (repost)

thank you!!! ^_^

banger

was watching shorts and on one vid I saw skateboard for like 2 seconds in a clip show (the vid was not related to phighting or roblox at all mind you) and I fucking flinched so hard I dropped my phone

flug with a halo on top of their head paired with pink angel wings, they have funny-looking expression on their face

Seed of Wrath

My partner just saw me preparing breakfast and gave me a look of disgust. He now realizes I ordered a stuffed philly cheese steak pizza last night just to use two slices as "bread" to make an egg-pizza breakfast sandwich.

His judgment means nothing to me. Only Buddha can judge me. I eat, satisfied.

PEAK

She leaves for a woman

moon deniers be like: "fly me to the.. uh.. Ummm"

A problem I seem to have:

Dont worry about it
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AUYEHEUHEEHEEEHE ULTRAKILL IS SO GOOD

Residents of the Renwood mound - Ren and Martyn designs and skins 🌳🌷

( #Trafficsky /Life series spoilers )
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zukaheart stanarrator holy moly