Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands

If there is one lesson that Dems should have learned from Joe Biden's giant 2024 fuckup, it's to know when to retire from public office. As a country the only way to get out of this mess is to allow the next generation to fill the giant outhouse hole we've created.

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Okay, I was wondering when Kash would bring the "How to shotgun a beer" class to the rest of the FBI. If you can't catch criminals, might as well have some competence.

"dumber than a box of rocks" is Whiskey Pete's "blue steel" look

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Whiskey Pete has only evolved to the beardless, hairless phase so far...

Chaos president refuses to have a shitty hair day... News flash, every day is a bad hair day when you've had a comb-over for thirty years.

Okay, well Australia can't say there weren't a lot of warnings. Sorry about the upcoming car gangs and slave pits.

At least Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath is honest about his war crimes

Yes, by all means let's funnel money to the world power who is providing intelligence to Iran about American targets in the Middle East.

Fucking stooge.

Whiskey Pete 'Double-tap' the Secretary of War Crimes, well done.

If you are going to do a job badly, might as well do it twice.

To my neighbors south is Markwayne as synonymous as Billybob or just intellectually in the same space?

Huh, you know know being a fantastic actor doesn't mean you are a remarkable human being.

So many things wrong in this story. And yes I am sure he was making a joke.

So conveniently arranged...

Can we add no dementia sufferers posting in all caps on social media?

How's that working out for Rodrigo Duterte?

The sweet, sweet irony of him endorsing the guy that voted to impeach him and the fact that it isn't really going to help him... The schadenfreude is real. Texas, the gift that keeps on giving. How's that redistricting going for you Gov. Hot Wheels? Shame about Congressman Crenshaw.

So Dementia Donnie, why do independent sources say that US has yet to hit known nuclear sites in Iran since the war began??

Let me guess, he's going to endorse the guy that voted to impeach him?

Is it the glasses or the man that screams 'douche-canoe'?

Probably 50-50

Trump sent our servicemembers into a war of choice from his beach club in Florida.

With no clear objectives or any sense of an endgame.

And without any authorization from Congress—no public hearings, no justification to the American people.

I will vote to end this war.

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Sure you did Dementia Donnie, is it nap time now?

Where does DHS personnel killing Americans rank on your treason scale?

It wasn't Israeli intelligence that knew Iran's leadership was gathering together... Which is what moved the timeline up.

Send ICE agents to Iran. They already have the outfits.

Can we give this guy a Nobel Interior Designer Prize of Honor and get him the fuck out of office already?

JUST NOW: “What are our objectives? 🇺🇸 wants to know what they’re sending men & women to war for?”

In a trainwreck performance, smug Sec of War Hegseth:

-fails to clarify objectives/give a timeline
-calls rules of engagement “stupid”
-says 4 🇺🇸 troops killed by a “squirter”