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I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat Ni dieu, ni maître

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Call them what they are: billionaires are parasites, they are a drain on society, they are a significant reason we don't *have* a society.

10.03.2026 13:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this an announcement that you're replacing your staff with LLMs? Okay, go ahead, you're even less respectable now, but it's your prerogative.

10.03.2026 13:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dozens of us! Like maybe a* dozen!

*pronounced like how Wayne Campbell said "a gun"

10.03.2026 00:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluesky is prob. going to be buried by bloodsucking venture capitalists in due time. Honestly? I'm fine with that, been actually thinking about leaving soon anyway. Where? 🤷‍♂️ Mastodon? Ehh... Prob. just going to make a geocities-ass oldskool website for nobody but me. Who cares. It all just sucks.

10.03.2026 00:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a gymnast is doing a trick on a pommel horse at tokyo 2020 Alt: a gymnast is doing a trick on a pommel horse at tokyo 2020 He's basically breakdancing

Psshhhyeah right
Pictured: the flailing mental gymnastics maga chuds are doing right now to say "no, forever war is actually Cool and Good,"

10.03.2026 00:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe he's getting ready for combat--er, signing up to do PR--like he did during "Enduring" "Freedom"

09.03.2026 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The neocons have been saying "any day now, aaaany day now" on Iranian nuclear weapons, which has never come to fruition. Meanwhile, Iran has also been saying "any day now" for good reason, and we're about to sow what we've been reaping for far too long.

09.03.2026 16:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would bet that the present day P. F. Tompkins never even so much as flinched at the first motion picture ever filmed, the one with the oncoming train.

09.03.2026 15:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

T-slur

09.03.2026 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2024 maga: hippopotamus-style spray shitting *everywhere*

08.03.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does this figure fit the Sarlacc Pit playset so we can re-enact our favorite Secret Galaxy meme clips?

08.03.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you want to argue that "white trash" doesn't have to be a classist insult, look no further

08.03.2026 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@emmaatree.bsky.social is now officially Wonder Woman in my headcanon

Emma > Gal Gadot

04.03.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too little, too late; no applause for bravery when none was demonstrated.

03.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Published in previous administrations, I assume, right? There's no way this current Pentagon would ever back anything like that.

03.03.2026 15:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, but what of his opinion of the Rothschilds and the Bilderberg Group?

03.03.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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an aerial view of the twin towers of new york city ALT: an aerial view of the twin towers of new york city

And just like that, they forgot...

01.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a helmet is sitting in a vehicle with a megaphone attached to the back . ALT: a man wearing a helmet is sitting in a vehicle with a megaphone attached to the back .

What about the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, Lord Humungus?

01.03.2026 17:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Red should be socialist but we fucked it up 20 years ago

01.03.2026 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Red is Labor/Democratic socialist/whatever left-ish political party and blue "conservative/tories/etc" everywhere except here in the US because we got it backwards in '04 and have been running with this idiotic "red states/blue states" crap ever since, and god forbid we ever admit to being wrong

01.03.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blocking me before I can even see a response. Brave.
In case you do read this, whoever you are, I did vote for Harris. But given where we are now, I know that if she won, it'd've just been a temporary solution and we'd still be shambling toward authoritarianism.

28.02.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about, "fuck the entire ruling class"? Nobody in DC is interested in saving anyone, we only have each other.

Ni dieu, ni maître.

28.02.2026 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hey, shouldn't you be sitting in the Knesset instead of whatever the hell that is you do here?

28.02.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta be better than those no-name Super Mario Sodas from the '90s

28.02.2026 03:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a reason you don't namedrop on your podcast where the movies are streamed with ads; is it a legal-ish/don't want to advertise kind of thing? Genuinely curious, and I get it if that's the reason.

28.02.2026 03:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See now I'm convinced I didn't know it because I read The Crucible, but no Hawthorne

28.02.2026 03:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not sure whether you just reminded me or taught me, but either way I genuinely super appreciate it

28.02.2026 03:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd like to see what any of these people would say if we pressed them on Citizens United
I won't hold my breath

28.02.2026 03:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd call them elitist and cynical too, I don't know where anyone would get the idea they're any less so than the gop

28.02.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha. I knew there had to be something fishy there. All smoke and no fire, at best, otherwise yet another fully untrustworthy jackal

28.02.2026 03:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0