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Most people go right as they get older. I keep going left. Must be dyslexic. I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys.

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mood

13.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills.

However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection.

When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills. However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection. When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

13.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 3562 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 276
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a black and white photo of the joker from the movie the dark knight with a quote . Alt: gif of the joker from the movie the dark knight with a quote "I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

Jeff Skilling be like.

12.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Private Credit’s β€˜Back Leverage’ Is Another Pain Point for Funds Private credit funds, already on the defensive amid an unprecedented investor exodus and a number of defaulting borrowers, are now bracing for a battle with their go-to lenders: major banks.

Saw this bloomberg article, but it's paywalled, so I googled "back leverage" to find out what it was. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The results horrified me. Think 1 million little Enrons. www.mayerbrown.com/en/insights/...

12.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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90's anime aesthetics

12.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Every Credit Cycle Is Different, Just Like This One – Ian Welsh

www.ianwelsh.net/every-credit...

12.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton Alt: Announcer from Dodgeball saying "That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."

So your solvency ratio fell to a point that alarmed shareholders sold off your stock 5%, and your answer is to use $1.2B of the newly scarce cash on a stock buyback. falcon-test-2.ft.com/content/58fe...

12.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Collecting my child's ravaged corpse from the school crater

No no it was a mistake on the computer actually. The missile. A.I. they said. I don’t know how it works either but they messed up the targeting somehow. So all in all just one of those things. Come. Help me lift her here. Gently now.

Motto 2

We were singing about the dark times during the dark times and no one gave a shit. Shut the fuck up they said. 

Persons living or dead 

You have to imagine the last guy he ever drank margaritas at the mall with was like what hell Dave? Whole time I thought we were having a few laughs there. Talked mostly about the game. I didn’t know you were thinking all that.

Collecting my child's ravaged corpse from the school crater No no it was a mistake on the computer actually. The missile. A.I. they said. I don’t know how it works either but they messed up the targeting somehow. So all in all just one of those things. Come. Help me lift her here. Gently now. Motto 2 We were singing about the dark times during the dark times and no one gave a shit. Shut the fuck up they said. Persons living or dead You have to imagine the last guy he ever drank margaritas at the mall with was like what hell Dave? Whole time I thought we were having a few laughs there. Talked mostly about the game. I didn’t know you were thinking all that.

5 new ones including this one above by me at @flaminghydra.com today flaminghydra.com/how-they-get...

11.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When you have to say the president is not lying, first you know the president is lying & second you know they’re lost at sea & desperate for a life preserver. And there aren’t any.

11.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read that as "the probability of cannibis is high", and thought "yeah it probably is" and "i better get down to the dispensary to prepare".

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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JPMorgan Restricts Private Credit Lending After Loan Markdowns The devalued loans are to software companies, the person added, some of the biggest borrowers fueling the growth of the private credit market. A reduction in the value of those assets will curtail th...

Several other funds shutting down withdrawals and large lenders scaling back means the bubble has burst and it's only a matter of time before an important load-bearing company has a liquidity heart attack. finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorga...

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Hate AI Even More Than They Hate ICE, Poll Finds The only things less popular than AI in the poll were Iran and the Democratic Party.

USA: People Hate AI Even More Than They Hate ICE, Poll Finds
gizmodo.com/people-hate-...
#pol #polUSA #AI #ICE

10.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 530 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 22

I would get out a sharpie and me and Greta would draw penises all over his head. Best part is nobody would tell him.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm assuming I'm being extraordinarily renditioned, because no way would I get on that flight voluntarily.

10.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let the waffles hit the floor

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

kinda weak reporting by Wired in terms of bsky "positioning itself as a progressive twitter replacement" since the staff on here have been incredibly clear that that's not what they wanted to do and never wanted to do

09.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 898 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.

Take the damn money and leave me alone.

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3942 πŸ” 463 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 134

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

09.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The USG has gotten really bad at propaganda.

09.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Updated toll in Lebanon
394 killed

1,130 injured

517,000 registered displaced

Updated toll in Lebanon 394 killed 1,130 injured 517,000 registered displaced

In a week, Israel has killed 394 people in Lebanon, injured 1,130 and displaced at least 517,000 people.

These include 9 paramedics killed.

Israel has also bombed ambulances and put 3 hospitals out of service.

The genocidal nation continues its rampage.

www.instagram.com/p/DVodWT5jnxj/

08.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Oracle and OpenAI Just Scrapped Their $15B Texas AI Factory Oracle and OpenAI cancel expansion of a flagship Texas AI data center tied to the Stargate project after prolonged negotiations.

I didn't see that ORCL cancelled plans to expand its Texas datacenter quietly on Friday after the bell. www.techjuice.pk/why-oracle-a...

08.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Implied move for ORCL on Tuesday's earnings +/-13.25% likely to be larger as we approach the 3/10 close. ORCL reports after the bell.

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Oracle earnings call will be interesting to say the least. It's the weakest link in the AI hyperscaler daisy chain and is reporting earnings while money is starting to drain out of AI lending and one of their biggest expenses is about to be 100-150% larger for the foreseeable future.

08.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Class Struggle / March 8 / Women's Struggle"

#8M mural in Copenhagen

08.03.2024 10:11 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It will be especially ironic if he actually finds it after bitcoin has crashed back to $100.

08.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A meme with four images and advice for resetting them for Daylight Savings Time.

Image 1 -- "A Smartphone: Leave it alone, it does its magic."

Image 2 -- "Sundial: Move one house to the left."

Image 3 -- "Oven: You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer."

Image 4 -- "Car Radio: Not worth it, wait six months."

A meme with four images and advice for resetting them for Daylight Savings Time. Image 1 -- "A Smartphone: Leave it alone, it does its magic." Image 2 -- "Sundial: Move one house to the left." Image 3 -- "Oven: You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer." Image 4 -- "Car Radio: Not worth it, wait six months."

hea'ds up

02.11.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 1610 πŸ” 532 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 21

SΓ‘nchez: β€œYou may have heard that Spain is alone. They’re the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine, and then others followed.

β€œWe are not alone β€” we are the first. Those who will end up alone are the ones defending the indefensible.”

07.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2740 πŸ” 748 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 60
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a woman laughs and says ain t nobody got time for that Alt: Sweet Brown fled from a fire in her apartment complex. She has bronchitis and ain't nobody got time for that.
06.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prizker might be marginally closer based on his public statements, but he also made public statements about how ICE was not going to be kidnapping people in Illinois while videos of Illinois state police helping ICE kidnap people were on the news every single day.

06.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0