Oh Christ I could have some fun with that.
Oh Christ I could have some fun with that.
Maybe if we all say βI told you soβ at the exact same time it will push the Earth out of its orbit and into the sun and we can end this bullshit.
In a different world you could imagine the conspiracy theory "attacked Venezuela in order to gain control of its oil supply as a hedge against an attack they knew they were planning on Iran," but no one can believe that these clowns thought that far ahead.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
From Hunter S. Thompsonβs ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
Trump has always been a cliche of a movie mobster, now heβs gonna prove it by having Robert De Niro whacked.
As the shockwave approaches I speak the last words I will ever say, βWhy didnβt we learn from history?β
I have just enough time to hear a reply, the final words I will ever perceive:
βEh that sounds like homework.β
My consciousness blinks out forever.
Every now and then Iβll listen to an old episode of Last Podcast On The Left from when Ben was still on the show and itβs the strangest feeling of shunning someone whoβs talking to you on a podcast. Every time he interjects Iβm like βShut up you turdβ under my breath.
βIβm seeing some familiar faces here tonight.β
Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting.
She had some things she needed to get off her chest
Hey Google, youβre missing one.
What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses?
Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards
My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
When it happens, Lucasfilm needs to release Yub Nub on vinyl, 12β extended dance mix.
Yeah so itβs Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner and heβs going βChrist Iβve seen some bullshit.β
Who can forget this classic moment from Blade Runner?
I miss when fast food places would have, like, a board above the counter that told you what they sold and how much it was, instead of a goddamn row of screens showing an animation of a burger riding a moped or some shit.
He told you the news is fake so youβd only listen to HIS news you fucken idiots.
I like that people like my posts but opening this app and seeing a lot of notifications gives me Twitter-trauma.
While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
I wouldnβt be surprised if he had no medical reason to shit himself all the time, itβs all just attitude.
Saw someone PERFECTLY describe J.D. Vance's trying-too-hard-to-be-internet-edgelord personality as "the first adult groomed by teens" and I'd add that he's also trying to fully embody 'Divorced Guy Energy' while remaining married.
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
Check out the unwavering belief in me on that.οΏΌ
There should be pick-up lines for friendship. βPhwoar I bet you would feed my cat if I had to go to Sydney for a thing.β
I ainβt out here looking to get hit on but itβs nice for the βol self esteem to get checked out every now and then cos I never used to feel attractive but apparently since I lost 20kg and my beard changed colours I occasionally catch the eye of someone with daddy issues.
I wonder how many are freelancers.
One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
Epstein files reveal Peter Mandelson supported campaign to undermine then-Australian PM Kevin Ruddβs mining super profits tax
To: From: Sent: jeevacation@gmail.comfieevacation@gmail.com] Thur 12/19/20139:36:08 PM Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users Xbox LIVE E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users Dear Xbox LIVE member, This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE. If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days. If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice. Sincerely, Xbox LIVE [ESTOP/P/1 ]
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
If you thought Lehman Brothers was too big to fail hoo boy keep an eye on the United States my friend.
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