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he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”
Thanks I hate it
just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge
As @anildash.com said, stop using their words, even in satire/jest
I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life
GribblesGoBag @GribblesGoBag Follow .•• Smascbyjeffchastair Remember who we are fighting for! 10:42 AM • Feb 28, 2026 • 2,893 Views
it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now
This should appear in every 2026 campaign ad.
i’m at the anti-ICE protest
i’m at the anti-war with iran protest
i’m at the combination anti-ICE anti-war with iran protest
Congrats!!
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors
if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying
The President who demanded a Nobel Peace Prize for himself sure gave up negotiations quickly to start a war with Iran.
What a disaster, Americans don't want another war in the middle east.
> @covie93.bsky.social
"Why do programmers not like AI contributions on open source softw-"
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Me: "Who's your favorite classmate?"
Our 3 year old: "This is how many people I love" *holds up one hand in a 0 shape*
Are there magnet schools for goth kids?
this is the most German thing I have ever heard in English
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
Screenshot from an InStyle article about the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping containing the released security footage photo of the suspect in a ski mask and there’s a “shop the look” button on it.
shop the look
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
Fascism wants you to believe that you are alone. That you are isolated. That the feelings you have are yours and nobody else has them because everybody is too afraid to speak.
But love is stronger than fascism. Community is stronger than fascism.
VIl. CONCLUSION There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table. Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side or at least has ignored them. Does not have the law on her side or at least has ignored it. Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter). Kristi Noem has a First Amendment right to call immigrants killers, leeches, entitlement junkies, and any other inapt name she wants. Secretary Noem, however, is constrained by both our Constitution and the APA to apply faithfully the facts to the law in implementing the TPS program. The record to-date shows she has yet to do that. By accompanying Order, the Court GRANTS Plaintiffs' Renewed Motion for a Stay Under 5 U.S.C. § 705. Ana C. Reyes Date: February 2, 2026 ANA C. REYES United States District Judge
Judge Reyes’s conclusion: “There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table. … Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, [Noem] pounds X (f/k/a Twitter).”
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
NEWS: I spent the past 24 hours going through major MAGA accounts on Twitter, and a bombshell development has become clear: most of the right-wing ecosphere is being fed propaganda from foreign actors.
This impacts elections. This impacts discourse. This is major. Subscribe to support my work:
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
alt text a screenshot (with no instructions for how to replicate it) showing that the account was created in and is based in Russia and uses the Russian app store
guessing that's an API change they'll roll back quickly
