SFGATE headline: TOP STORY California man dies after falling on rattlesnake while mountain biking
This headline makes it sound like he stumbled on the snake while it was yawning
Or maybe the snake was mountain biking! Which would indeed be headline news! How does it work the pedals without legs?!
We’re all pulling for you, buddy
Corned beef egg rolls? Bleeeagh
I just love the cover
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
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I’m looking as well…
Archive.ph has been very squirrelly of late — isn’t the CAPTCHA being used to spam some blogger?
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They pilots would tell us about “light chop”
STEVE!
I was wondering that as well
China
Yup
Trump: "I'm gonna fuck shit up"
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Trump haters: "He's gonna fuck shit up"
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Trump fans: "HE is gonna FUCK SHIT UP!!!"
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Trump fucks shit up
U.S. media and experts:
I was wondering what was up with the chairs !
A Noem aide spent $3 million on pickup trucks emblazoned with the ICE name & logo, which ICE agents -- notoriously averse to advertising their presence -- will not drive, so they're just sitting in a lot, useless. The contract went to a Trump donor who owns a regional Chevy dealership.
From The Guardian: Crimea, Ukraine A cat walks among toy cars in a miniature square at a zoo in Bakhchysara Photograph: Alexey Pavlishak/Reuters
NEW KAIJU JUST DROPPED
There is a special place in hell for the people who don’t tip their rideshare drivers and food delivery people
I give a cash tip and the surprise and delight I get from the drivers tells me that doesn’t happen much
MAD Magazine — Midnight Wowboy (pages 6 - 12)
#TCMParty
#MidnightCowboy
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Jesus h Christ
hegseth paperwork “victim unconscious…”
Because he’s a MAGA jackass
Not to put anybody on the spot, but I'm physically disabled, and in a bit of a spot, right now -- need $150 or so; if anyone thinks they can help me out, I could really use it: www.paypal.com/paypalme/mbl... :-(
With everything going on on the world, I just hope it's doable. Again, sorry to ask.
STILL ALIVE
SF Bay Area… wonder who
I WANT PIE
We sent dumbass real estate doofuses to do high-stakes diplomacy
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