jaded janet.

random ass phone call woke me up

im glad im not at that event

do car doors count in this question?

my mom be telling me about random ass people like bro lol

my mom be telling us the most random stories

When you de-center men so bad you end up re-centering them completely 😭😭 full 180°

im tired

i forgot to turn my heat off

burberry her goin hit every time

i need to exfoliate

i rl cant be gaslit on that particular topic

and sometimes theory just reflects real life

white t shirt and clean house vibes wallflowers for the downstairs bathroom only man

this smoothie i made this morning is not hitting lol

*pieces

where did i put that bag

lost so many damn pisces in just one day

this why i wasn’t TOOOO hype on the crosby signing lol

sigh

actually that’s cap cuz i overslept exactly one hour lol

im ngl i have no idea why i overslept so bad

pundits every single year of Lamar’s career: its super bowl or bust

get some new material

Same and i will add
✨️I dont have the temperance to parent children in a community (i will swing first bout these babies)
✨️unsolicited opinions about child rearing
✨️the horrors of procreating scare me a lot

I personally don’t want to procreate cause…

✨ I’m expensive enough w/o kids.
✨I don’t have time/space.
✨Pregnancy & Maternal mortality for Black women in this country.
✨Prioritizing my own mental health.
✨Environmental reasons.
✨400k kids in foster care.
✨I’m fulfilled in other ways.

if i ever find someone i really don’t think i want a wedding

i’m very early to the movies

i spent too much money today

i don’t regret that but it was pretty unnecessary lol

This is the kind of weather when you want to make out by the lake and share a bottle of wine with fancy artisanal cheeses and jams and crackers and fruit. Then bring a Bluetooth speaker and create a playlist together on the spot.

No way the Ravens tryna stress me out in the off season too…again…