Professor Hugh Bris

Hugh: "I am probably bad at therapy"

Therapist: "You can't be bad at therapy"

Hugh: "You have clearly never watched The Sopranos"

Wow the #LSRF website has changed

Looks like if you give them money, but then later stop giving them money, they will blacklist anyone associated with you. Hmm

Yeah! That cover image perfectly explains the identification of a population of T cells that help maintain immune balance during pregnancy. Right on @science.org! Make Science Sexy Again (MSSA).

I am sure many of you my fans are wondering who I really am. I know I seem too good to be true, but I am as real as it gets, baby!

I overheard this in a coffeeshop in Cambridge: "Whoever uses both X (twitter) and Bluesky is a coward with no convictions". Thoughts?

I am like fine wine! I just get better with time.

I might get old, but I never age!

who are the most obnoxious, self-centered scientists that you know? If you are too shy to share, message me!

Who said scientists are boring?

You Europeans are out of control!

I like the leaves in the background, too!

When I go on one of my amazingly remote adventure vacations, completely off the grid, I schedule emails to my lab members and colleagues. I write things like, “Do you miss me, fool?” or “I hiked 30 miles before sunrise—what did you accomplish today, fool?” It always cracks people up.

U so spicy, Samer! keep it up...

The importance of not caring about things that are not important!

This is why I only care about myself!

I am so sorry everyone for deciding not to run for President of the USA. If I had not been selfish and ran you would not have to put up with all this.

If you are a delusional narcissist, you might hear boos as cheers... (I have no experience in this of course because despite what my posts suggest I am a realist about myself).

AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that!

Can we talk about me instead???????????

be spicy!

I can't nurture fetuses in my abdominal cavity. But if I did, I would look amazing!

“Yes, a Peace Prize nomination from Netanyahu is very meaningful — right up there with a Husband of the Year nomination from O.J. Simpson.” — RONNY CHIENG

Ronny is as funny as I am....

‘It’s a great honor’: Trump receives Nobel Peace Prize nomination from Netanyahu | CNN Politics Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu presented the US president with a letter nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize during a meeting at the White House.

WTF?! I could nominate my astrologer for the @nobelprize.bsky.social. Doesn’t mean they advanced science. Just says something about me.
www.cnn.com/2025/07/07/p...

Also, you should follow me back. I am amazing. And we can be besties! I can just tell.

So cool John! Would you say you a better scientist or mountaineer? I am the best at both...

Pro tip: When I feel sad or bad, I say to myself: "You are amazing. You are the best! Let other losers feel bad..." That immediately makes me feel better. (I realize this pro tip will not help all of you, as some of you are losers. sorry! Life is not fair)

I had this weird dream that you were following me on Bluesky!

I had this weird dream that you were following me on Bluesky!

I had this weird dream that you were following me on Bluesky!

I like you. Assertive but logical! Maybe you will get an important prize someday. who knows!

I have been on a short hiatus because I was trying to fix the world. I have to admit that I failed. But I believe in myself. I keep telling myself there is no peace on earth without me and my science. So, I have to push, push, push, push!