Call me D.B Cooper the way I be high jackin it
Call me D.B Cooper the way I be high jackin it
For me shop lifting is spiritual. Breaking down societal barriers to tap into something deeper
I fuck the music I make it cum
What would you do if you suddenly turned really old but only for 10 minutes
Why are there no famous baby actors like theres no baby you think of. Like everyone knows peter dinklage plays all dwarves why is there no baby guy for that
My word is bond and I have short term memory loss this is why I am good at keeping secrets
Let me be one of your gay stripper whores I’ll eat that shit up
Is this real
I ain’t never met a dog that didn’t deserve it all
So sorry.
Sorry
The trees will bloom again soon. May the sun embrace you in its warm caress, summer child.
Pain is only temporary, so is joy. All things will pass. Live for the moment and always do your best.
I relate to no one at this function..,. Take me to my lair big hawk
Staying up late thinking about you and also all the things I’d say to my father if I was strong enough
I was thinking with my penis
And my penis thought
You were a girl
Yooo this is sick!!! I keep rewatching this just for the “spell Cesar” shot. The animation for the shotgun to the head is soooooo goooood!!!!
I go hard like a boner
FUCKING FINALYYYYY
Thinking about this picture
How can I relax when it’s a PUSSY!!!!
People don’t even care if your high anymore, It’s not even funny when you let them guess
I always feed ants at my area Pop-Tarts’ crumbs small enough for them to gather and store for winter since each possess the sweet-tooth. Back in my Middle to High-School whenever I have speech, I showed my speech teachers how I fed ants and explained about it which amazed them.
Its so hard to be a man child in this economy
Sat next to a skinny legend on this airplane. Bouta have so much room. He watched me type this btw feeling weird about that.
I wish Oasis would fuckin split up again