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Graham Goring

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Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market. (Banner by ptoing)

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Jeeze, he was churning them out in 1984!

08.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, 100%! I'd buy an actual turd in a cassette box if Tim Follin wrote the music.

08.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought so much old toot based on radical cover art back in the day. Even having a nice loading screen was enough to convince me my ยฃ1.99 had been well spent.

08.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still woulda bought it based on the Chris Foss style cover alone, the gullible fool they I was.

08.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like Gary Larson painted it! I love it!

01.03.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RE4 Remake dropped to half price on sale after 12 months IIRC. I've got plenty to play in the mean time.

28.02.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this is definitely going in the "wait 12 months for them to cut the price in half" pile.

28.02.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, ten pages! You're spoiling us! Can you hint at the length of this latest epic? Is it somehow even longer than the last?

28.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As soon as I saw the word Archipelagos my brain went straight to the game. S'no Robinson's Requiem, tho... ;)

19.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extrapolating from previous stories, I assume this one is eight hundred parts, yes? ;)

16.02.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's REALLY lovely on PC but the gamepad support feels super-unintuitive, which is a pity as I was really hoping to play it on Steam deck.

14.02.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tempus Fugit, amiright?

02.02.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm beginning to think that 8 years old might've been a little young to introduce my son to Bert Fegg's Nasty Book for Boys and Girls...

02.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So weird to learn about this game via a YouTube trailer instead of a tie-in strip in the Meg...

01.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a limey, I wish it was Paddington in that picture.

24.01.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away

24.01.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 833 ๐Ÿ” 162 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Does that cinema have a sideline in developing photos?

19.01.2026 08:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see this monster all your single-use items then sell all your skins on eBay. ;)

06.01.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read and very much enjoyed the one in the latest Prog. Is this officially part of the same continuity as TFOD then?

31.12.2025 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went on a bit of a 3Riller bender recently and this one really stood out as a cut above. And now that I've complimented you, please tell me precisely when Fall of Deadworld will be back in the prog. ;)

30.12.2025 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...posting a lovely trailer for Rogue Trooper...? :)

27.12.2025 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait til you see how shit they were in TOS then. ;)

20.12.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All 31 #zombieskulltober doodles on one canvas (crappy gif version in comments)

09.11.2025 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

30.10.2025 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1335 ๐Ÿ” 423 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

My dentist does it for large fillings on molars only. And, although there's probably no correlation, my dentist is *excellent*.

29.10.2025 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So happy about this - I stumbled upon the original run via the Megazine floppy and it's easily in my top 5 non-Dreddverse strips. :)

04.10.2025 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ฃ ICY TOWER IS COMING BACK
Stoked to announce that we're making a brand new Icy Tower game, ready for the 25th anniversary next year!

Check out the trailer, spread the news, and wishlist on Steam :D
s.team/a/3014860

More in thread ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿงต

01.10.2025 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 424 ๐Ÿ” 156 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

That's great ain't all, but where's the Spacehog remaster, eh? ;)

02.10.2025 10:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could say that this is the first time my work on a game has made a child cry, but I know for a fact that it's at least the third. Although, to my credit, my writing has only been the cause twice. The other time it was my level design.

30.09.2025 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of the review's summary stating: The Announcers can be super harsh (my daughter cried)

A picture of the review's summary stating: The Announcers can be super harsh (my daughter cried)

It's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...

30.09.2025 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0