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@dravu

My snark is worse than my bite

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I feel like it would it would be easier to inform us of when you’re not horny. :3

08.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell how old it is by counting the rings

08.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks so cool

05.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a vibe. Looks like a good time. :3

28.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should eat the rest of the donuts to settle your stomach.

28.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re tracking in the same direction. We have lots of engineers over inflating results to buy attention from leaders. One group posted a paper saying that their vague AI usage model would mean a layoff could happen and the company wouldn’t need to backfill.

28.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You better be sleeping better. Haha

19.02.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did a double take when I thought you first wrote β€œdadass”

17.02.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s the power cable?

15.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shhh. Let him suffer. lol

12.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

*Spierdalaj

:3

12.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dobry chΕ‚opiec

12.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw this yesterday and thought of you

08.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So excited for you! Is it closer to work?

07.02.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay (congrats)!

06.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if I could ever go back to apartment living to be honest. Too many inconsiderate people and buildings with paper thin walls/floors.

05.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woah. Behind the scenes look at bulges.

03.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For @dravu.bsky.social, who didn't give me nearly enough shit for dropping him 200 m into a pit of lava with a blowgun. It really was an accident.

02.02.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 682 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgave you once I knew it was meant for Dyna. I died for a good cause.

02.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for the baby shower!

01.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that guy. Amiright?

25.01.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You had the perfect opportunity to say β€œstomping grounds”. πŸ€ͺ

19.01.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sharing is caring.

18.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish we were there to get one of them. They look great! πŸ₯²

18.01.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing left to do then is form a harem and have them carry you around instead. The beta blockers have officially made you an alpha. It’s time to live like one.

17.01.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worth talking to your doctor about. They could switch you to a different med or dose. They could also switch you to a beta blocker instead.

17.01.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You should complain to your boss about your working conditions.

15.01.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats dude! I’m so happy for you guys. :)

15.01.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t β€œrealign OPEX”, then all those billions in profit that happen anyways won’t be because you did something. As an executive, you have to cover your worthless body with layoffs like a warm blanket.

14.01.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But what if the tweet comes up on a test later?

13.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0