riot dog :3

today’s the day

U-S-A 🇺🇸

thinking about how much i melt when girls kiss the brim of my hat 🥰

the toughest change getting out of the trucker life and back to being housed up is fighting the urge to save every plastic bottle to piss in later

shout out june for letting me go off about a historical special interest for 4 hours every other week and still kissing me the next day

properly quit so now i can say it fuuuuuuckkkk you schneider

fuck you big orange

trailer bit my finger

mhmmm breakfast 🤤

holy shit this was the best taco bell i’ve ever had. thickest crunchwrap i’ve ever seen. yall r sleeping on truck stop taco bell

dear boy hitting on me at the soup factory
ur dog was cute, u were cute, and the fact that u knew to mention there was a taco bell to me feels like falling for a fae trap but guess what it worked so if u see my truck come knock i wanna pet ur dog

ok i’m done with being serious back to piss posting

i wanna emphasize is that 99% of the people i’ve interacted with while traveling have been either indifferent or nice just confused and while this was pleasantly different the majority of people r just trying to get by and maybe the world doesn’t need to be as scary as it seems

but like more than just how it relates to me things r really scary right now and it feels like the whole world is so full of hate but guys like this exist and it just is so important to be visible and keep trying with your family bc things will get better if we keep trying

like it’s not a huge deal to most of the city girls i know and that pronoun circles r lame or whatever but this is like the first time someone’s asked me that and the first time ive felt seen and like an actual person at this job

crying in the loves parking lot after a real maga looking guy in indiana asked me my pronouns and then proceeded to list all his family who’s queer and wanted to make sure that whenever i’m on the property he can get it right and correct anyone who doesn’t

mama mia that’s a 20 oz piss

i want whatever fred was on when he wrote chocolate starfish

last load of the week getting stuck waiting for maintenance to come fix trailer sucks but at least i get to watch the trains

bumpy roads make truck a jiggle jiggle

jiggle truck makes boob a wiggle wiggle

wiggle boob make the dog a giggle giggle

stepping out of the truck for even a quick walk across the parking lot makes my eyeballs hurt

also breakfast today was two hot dogs and a chocolate spread sandwich on week old burger buns at 3 in the afternoon

have you ever taken one last swig out of your gallon of sweet tea and then immediately dropped ur pants to piss in it

it’s hot pocket time

we’re adding one (1) ranch and pepperoni hot pocket

cold bulbasaur spaghettios straight from the can

dinner 2nite

i am stronger than the ham

ah fuck my ham became one

to the girl with the anarchy stick and poke working the truck stop counter in the tiny tennessee mountain town i’m in who pushed her coworker to the side to ring me up just know i see u and i love u too 🖤

i’ve got 24 ounces of orange faygo, three long john’s with cream, and a fresh pack of cigs i’m unstoppable rn

sweet old lady working the checkout of the rest stop convince store at 1 in the morning, what did u mean by telling me a dozen times i need to keep myself safe. what is it u see in my future