#NotACreepass

When at Kings Cross...
(I'll donate the cost times 2 to an LGBT+ org)

I try not to judge books by their covers, but I can certainly shame them, right? Or at least the designer?

#Shame
#LaurelReadsStuff
#ButSheCantReadThis

a cartoon character is sitting on top of a pile of skulls in a video game . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on top of a pile of skulls in a video game .

Okay but now I need a Hollow Knight 3 and I need it ASAP
😭😭😭😭😭
I AM HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT A VIDEO GAME

Brady may be gone, but I still love to see the patriots get whooped.

JeffyWeffy is trying to talk me into amazon music before he even bothers to ship the stuff (that I ordered on Monday) that is expected to arrive tomorrow. Pfffff.

"Let's build microwaves that go above stoves!"
-Bald men, probably.

#ThisGirlWasALMOSTONFIRE
#ThankTheLordThatBurningHairSmellsInstantly
#AndStinksSomethingFierce

#LaurelLiveFakeTweetsHerOwnDeath

If you can't hear this comic, you are too young.
If you can hear it, don't forget to schedule your colonoscopy.
#Zits

a man is talking about a lie detector test that determined that was a lie . ALT: a man is talking about a lie detector test that determined that was a lie .

Haha remember that "all lives matter" movement a few years ago ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaa

I am enough of a nerd to know AAVE is African American Vernacular English, but I don't think they have an office I can complain to 😂 #KeepThisAgingBroadUpToDate

Who is in charge around here I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A COMPLAINT TO THE WORD PEOPLE.

IS THIS SOME NEW-FANGLED SLANG?

SKIBIDI THIS SIX-SEVEN-RIZZ

No ma'am, I was viciously attacked 😭

Dear people who design hand soap pump bottle thingies,

Why on EARTH do you think I need the soap to horizontally exit the bottle at 83.28mph? Do you think I am intending to soap my shirt? Or do you think it could aim downwards, to the hand that is awaiting the blob of soap?

Up yours,
Me

Old King Louis (Louie the 16th was the King of France) YouTube video by Allan Sherman - Topic

Omg I forgot about this guy 😂 my childhood bestie and I listened to this cassette tape ALL THE TIME

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWD...

Why does my copy have 2017 as the copyright date and yet it's referencing the J6 insurrection 🤔 #PublisherFailure

If you haven't read it yet, you better get it before the current administration disappears it.
#LaurelReadsStuff
#OnTyranny
#HorrorForReal

I've befriended a Velcro Cat 🥺
I see many pros and only a claw-ful of cons.

#MaamIAmNotAPincushion
#NotMyCat
#HousesittingLife

Conan making Jordan play with the furbo during quarantine 😭😂😂😂😂😂

#Conan and Jordan Schlansky doing an escape room 😂😂😂

The pandemic was weird.
#DogsittingLocationHasConanOBrienTV
#GuessWhatIHaveOnALLTHETIME

So the place I'm dogsitting this week has Conan O'Brien TV and guess what I've had on all the time 💖 I never saw much of the show during the pandemic and so many of these clips are great! Just Conan and Andy being idiots in front of cardboard cutouts, and it's still hilarious.

Okay but what is it with these people who don't have any boxes of Kleenex out when you're house-sitting.

I do NOT need #samsung appliances to sing me five minutes arias every time they're done doing something. What I NEED is a microwave that can handle simultaneously heating food and running a timer, or the range fan.

#CongratulationsOnYourPreheating
#ItdBeAShameIfYouNeededToMultitask
#fekkingadulting

Same, haha.

I think I accidentally summoned Chtulhu with that string of slang 😬

a man covering his face with his hands with a map of the world behind him ALT: a man covering his face with his hands with a map of the world behind him

Can I say "this sent me," is that still acceptable slang? Or do I have to yeet a lit skibidi 6 7 or something rizz-like?

I've seen quite a few "do something" memes (the stick figure poking something with a stick) at GB's expense. The fan life is a tough life 😂💩

a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc

Enjoying @torimartino.bsky.social posting in her hour of need.

a cartoon character is standing in the snow wearing a red dress and cape . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in the snow wearing a red dress and cape .

I'm so happy
#Silksong
#WorthTheWait
#BuryMeWithMyNintendo

Just losing my mind over a chunk of rock, y'all
#Marble
#art
#wtf

(also, this was taken Monday night and has since been resolved, but it's funny and I forgot to share it earlier. Mousifer has been benignly evicted, and the giant hole chewed through the corner of the rotting window frame has been plugged.)