“I feel totally destroyed. I have a sadness that is deeper than anything I have ever felt.”
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“I feel totally destroyed. I have a sadness that is deeper than anything I have ever felt.”
In return for Ukraine's gracious assistance, we're easing oil sanctions on Russia. American gratitude at its finest.
We Americans would like to help, but we're too busy easing sanctions on Russia so we don't have to feel the economic pain from another war we started.
"'For reasons of decency,' I will blow up little school girls, but not a thriving commercial enterprise. That's just a no-brainer."
-Donald J. Trump, noted humanitarian
Edited for accuracy: "How Pete Hegseth Came to See Moral Purpose as Weakness Due to Raging Insecurity Over Being Mocked at Sigma Alpha Reunions"
Pete Hegseth wouldn't be having these problems if he wasn't too cheap to buy a Mar-a-Lago face.
Pope Leo makes JD Vance wish he converted to one of those churches where the priest makes $5 million a year and guys with collection plates repel from the ceiling as part of a laser light show.
We also have suburbs of Cleveland with 150 bars in five square miles, so we're not entirely without our redeeming qualities, Patricia.
I call fake news. It's impossible to believe Trump is considerate enough to buy people gifts.
If only Lindsey would just marry his rent-boy and ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after.
I regret to inform you that we Ohioans are indeed fools, Eddie. Hopefully we'll awake from this stupor, but Vegas doesn't have us as the favorites.
Nobody deserves justice like these women deserve justice. May their lawyers refuse payment and their vengeance hold the fury of a Viking raiding party.
Today's top story: Pedophile Seeks to Defeat Guy Who Won't Stop Calling Him a Pedophile
The sad part is that, in typical American fashion, we'll expect the next president to have fixed it all in nine months before turning on him/her.
The next president will see a cleanup job not seen since Trump bankrupted his steak company and left the remaining meat on a loading dock.
Are they praying over a stripper pole in this photo? In a weird way, that somehow feels appropriate.
Someone just completed a freshman narrative journalism class at the local community college.
Hubby is a thoughtless man-baby. As your broker, I recommend sell now. This stock's a barker.
This is a huge advantage among the three people in America who still hitchhike.
Putin has a room full of VCR sex tapes from all Trump's business trips to Russia. They bring 'em out at Kremlin retirement parties for laughs.
He only needs his fellow idiots to think he's not an idiot. That's the beauty of politics in America.
He also had a strong game plan for not bankrupting a casino. When you've stumbled through your life surviving off daddy's money, "strong" probably shouldn't be in your vocabulary.
Shitbags who criticize like this are always portraits of beauty and masculinity.
"Because they won't listen to him and demand to be treated better than they deserve?" And thinking like this somehow makes you a good man?
Trump's hairdresser called in sick today. Cloaking a bad combover from wind or rain is the utmost national security concern.
Lucky we killed DEI. This is what meritocracy looks like.
That's a quality riff, Albert.
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
I heard he can hit a golf ball 300 yards if his caddy has a good arm.
His kids detest him. His wife's hoping to trade him in for the mailman. His name is Markwayne, for chrissakes. This is his only shot at love. (Plus being a member of this Senate is akin to having platinum status at a low-rent Tulsa strip club.)