scoliosis queen

i'm so fucking sad now fuck

we got a lost cat flyer oh no :(((

sometimes i wonder if cathy ever notices me still adding songs to the goofin playlist after 3 fucking years

i'm the first one to get my full work week back. i choose to believe it's because my chefs just really fucking respect me

much like quicksand and the bermuda triangle, the threat of encountering a pizza with anchovies on it has proven to be a significantly lower risk in life than i was conditioned to expect

who up choosin they own adventure

i love how great snow is for isolating sound. i can chill in my car with the music loud and not be self conscious

come on loud as fuck 4 am chip bag be quiet for once

whenever i feel like dying i just listen to the beatles and remember who i am

if there's one thing that should be strictly tactile it's cars for FUCKS sake. literally what are we doing

cars are meant to be fucking tactile in every fucking regard

also just a personal pet peeve of mine has always been suv hatches that take a year to open. omg just let me open it physically and enjoy the tactile act of slamming it shut

i miss my piece of shit toaster that didn't pretend to be smarter than it was. this thing gives me warning traffic signals if i stop too close to a curb with no one else around

just found out if i instinctively put my car key in my back pocket there's a chance i butt-dial the fuckin hatch. which raises sooo slowwwlyyy and u have to wait to shut it again. this thing better behave cuz it's making me prefer bonnie more every day

neil young is stoner rock

waking up from a nightmare should be an instant flood of relief but instead it takes like an hour to come back to reality and calm down

The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.

god i wanna put the day away and try again some other time

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happy fool's spring to all who fall for it. i sure am

cold plus hopeless: copeless

can i go home

Woman: Tonight has been amazing, we should have dinner again. Man: Thanks, but I'm full.

Stupid shit in my phone.

either apple skipped a bunch of songs in my playlist yesterday or i blacked out for like 6 hours. possibly both

don't know why i'm only just now listening to sloan's navy blues demos. it's so interesting hearing the embryos of what would become such perfect songs. i wish all their albums would get a deluxe reissue like this

annoying being a living dust factory but at least my lips are still kind of smooth

thought putting cream on my hands before work today would protect them from getting dry and cracked but i forgot it's winter and there is no escaping shitty skin. now all my skin is chapped like i'm a molting lizard. and perhaps that's what i am anyways

almost 60° out rn but our driveway is in the shade so there's still crunchy ass snow everywhere. and i wouldn't have it any other way

i know for a fact there's at least one game where you play as someone in a lucid dream who is unable to wake up and it's NOT superliminal. chat help

this is a great idea for a horror film. does anyone know any cult horror films where they manipulate people through lucid dreams, possibly even steal their dreams "goofy evil villain" style