Everybody gangsta until the supply lines are disrupted and there's no staging area within 500 miles and there's mines in the shipping lanes

Poppers for Puppers

Maybe you can manifest it. Manwichfest it.

the garfield bukkake clock that has been dead since I was a child mysteriously began ticking again

Dragontales was so fucking cool my older cousins and I would be arguing over who to pretend-play as when we were not the target demographic

Charlie Kirk ai is like pepe for a whole new generation

listening to COVID era cum town clips and the boys are glazing Michael Jackson, especially Black or White, I'm the happiest dude in this gym rn

When you are sleep deprived, scary movies + xiu xiu are extra impactful

Lib movie idea: home alone 4 but Kevin is cristóbal and he's booby trapped his house to stop the ice agents

Thinking about getting into Weird Twitter

Oh so that's what toiletries means/meant

Sesame Street: Belle & Sebastian Perform Get Me Away I'm Dying with Oscar the Grouch

Love to use the Nazi app to see Nazi tweets from my Nazi government

Labubu feels like a pop culture blip that will appear in a shooter manifesto

The rizzler should link up with Julian assange

It's a shame Kanye's politics/brain chemistry changed because the world is missing out on a Yeezy x Muntadhar al-Zaidi collab

Subway should be free

Did anyone get a chance to show Brian Wilson math rock or at least American football

*to the tune of song 2* BLUE chew / when I feel really horny

Ur 32 on Instagram u should be day drinking and scaring the kids

Yup, pulled the ladder up behind them

Failing the pope drug test cause I had a poppy seed bun on my garden dawg

I'm so dramatic lol

One day, long ago, HYPERGIANT offered his entire catalogue on Bandcamp at a "name your own" price. I've been paying for it ever since. 🤣

99% of my thoughts about my dad involve hate, yes, but I'll be damned if I ever forget about the one or two times he's gotten me to laugh or vice versa

Sorry can't come into work today I gotta lie in bed and watch la Strada

The smell phd girl has shortened my lifespan, personally

We all got that oomf that threatens to k*ll themselves every time they see a cute girl

This place is a prison.