I love the United States stock market because it will react accordingly to geopolitical events and then all it takes to reverse this is the president who lies literally every single time he speaks saying "it's fine everything will be great" and we all have to pretend any of this is real
"What you say, Empire State or High line first?"
"Dunno bruv, but I just randomly found these things in my pocket, shall we light one and see what happens?"
The fuck is this shit
Once worked for someone immune to the charms who bought one and gave the severe guidance that it was not to be used pointlessly. Cue big label on it saying
"LABEL MAKER
PLEASE DO NOT PRINT
UNNECESSARY LABELS
THANK YOU"
Bluesky timeline image showing one of @effinbirds.com 's great images, this one a painting of a small garden bird in flight with the words "I'm looking forward to the part where you fuck off". Just beneath this is a picture of the frogfaced racist cunt Nigel Farage, latterly of the UKIPs but now working for the Russia Party. ΠΎΡΠ²Π°Π»ΠΈ ΠΈ ΡΠΌΡΠΈ Π² ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π²Π΅, ΠΠ°ΠΉΠ΄ΠΆΠ΅Π», ΡΡ ΠΏΠΈΠ·Π΄Π΅Ρ
Yet more happy timeline juxtaposition
cc @effinbirds.com
Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling
There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.
It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.
Proud to be a signatory to this letter. The proposals are a dangerous, authoritarian attack on individual liberty β when the proper solution is funding our courts.
A savage, magnificent, virtuosic and unlikely to be surpassed evisceration of "Mummy's Favourite".
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Just to explain Surkov was behind the deception campaigns in Georgia, Crimea, Syria, Brexit and Trump. He was fired by Putin in 2020 after Zelensky didnβt conform, and the full invasion was planned.
This is a major turning point and disavowal of 16 years of failure
pdjukes.substack.com
Your Wokerati t shirt is still wearing very well and getting comments, by the way
Did not know you drew this well. Some Crumb in there mebbe
Iran calls the United States the Great Satan, but would the Great Satan turn the day into night, create rivers of fire and poison the rain?
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
Leon Kennedy would reflexively kill RFK on sight, just automatically assuming he was in the middle of transforming into some kind of monster.
"Those valiant women became famous for their ferocious resolve on the line. 'One policeman can handle 10 men,' Lawrence's district attorney griped, "while it takes 10 policemen to handle one woman.' Journalist Mary Spicuzza reported much the same at the time: A group of enraged Italian women happened upon a lone police officer on an icy bridge. After stripping him of his guy, club and badge, they sliced the officer's suspenders and took off his pants - a humiliation technique popular with the disorderly women of Lawrence - and dangled the office over the freezing river."
Happy International Women's Day!
From @kimkelly.bsky.social's great book "Fight Like Hell"
The way these grifts collide seems really odd here, though. All funded by the same US lobby groups: guess you guys are accustomed to it, but here it is very Huh? when Right Said Fred are suddenly in my backyard bitching about Chemtrails, Shadowy Globalists (guess) & 15 minute cities. Mental, to us
Apparently the press is so captured by his supporters that even this and his taste for pub grub powders goes under-reported
I think they're emboldened to speak more openly.
The Monday Club died a long time ago but these are their mutant inbred children
oh good i was worried it was white supremacy and capitalism
Just saw the news that Jello Biafra has had a stroke. Here's to a speedy rehab. He provided me with the only cover story I ever had for PortFolio Weekly in Hampton Roads, and he gave me a great interview for IndieWire about his "awesomely punk rock filmography."
www.indiewire.com/features/gen...
"Hey, listen, why don't we just start shitting bombs on people too? Looks kinda fun and we might get some stuff done."
Dear MAGA voters, I've a great idea: stay the fuck away and keep your fee-fees safe
Stay in America, sit down, shut up, and try not to do anything that affects anyone else, kthxbye
They bang on about βBritish Valuesβ but this might be one of the least British things you could do.
I know Iβve got some Labour local govβt types following me, so I want to say this clearly so that you can share it internally as appropriate: I will never again vote Labour while these policies, or Wes Streeting, are in place. I will not vote Labour at any level because of this.
Rebel engineers analysing the plans: "...Did they give their superweapon a prostate?"
The message sent by fans yesterday was perfect; those by the club sponsor/co-owner not so much. Along with hate, we must not allow Red Bull GmbH to be normalised at Leeds United. #lufc
Increasingly thinking a rewatch of Hypernormalisation would be timely
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
It is bad, but 150 is going to be π¦π©
Read our analysis of the video showing a US Tomahawk missile strike next to Girlsβ School in Iran on February 28 here: www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...
Former. So even you thought better of it.
