whoa. ISIS is back at the exact time we need to manufacture consent for destroying the middle east again? this time as two teenagers who drove from out of town to counter-protest a 20 person demonstration and had handwritten bomb recipes in a notebook in their car? no further questions your honor!
wonder if it’s good for us that every ad on the subway is either “Reshape Your Hideous Fucking Body” or “Outsource All Life’s Joys To AI To Accelerate The Atrophy Of Your Worthless Fucking Brain”
queuing ….
men be shopping……… for guns 😕
tim robinson can, should, and must conduct the next stanford prison experiment.
the relationship between you and your fellow subway car riders is one of extraordinary intimacy. at any moment you may have to weather a pelham 123 situation together
i just need to get to 50 degrees everything will be okay if i just make it to 50 degrees please let me live long enough to feel 50 degrees again
AMA ash me anything
going on a deranged little neighborhood crawl from 3-6PM bc i do my best work in the 20 mins before the coffee shop closes
there should be some sort of dexterity test you can pass that lets you carry coffee around museums. i don’t think i’d pass the first time but it would be good incentive to improve.
best of pete campbell youtube dot com
last few times i've eaten an apple my congestion has completely disappeared. huge W for that rhyme
zohran posted the cast list and today i’m Beautiful Woman Weeping on the G Train #6. for the third day in a row. come on man
i want ICE abolished and the Baileys sent to a political reeducation camp
2026 is my year
thinking of the time this older guy was biking the wrong way downtown and i snarled “wrong way, Sterling” before realizing it was A) not an insult and B) literally John Slattery
i always thought she was mean and annoying bc of the 27 meme. but no… she’s perfect… pete never deserved her…….
the indignity of this moment is just crushing but i do begrudgingly stand with don lemon
rip Alex and Renee, america's first victims of Rhetoric
i am so lucky to have one parent like this. some people don’t have any ❤️
"big snowstorm" is such a fun problem for zohran to tackle. like if you were playing a computer game about being the mayor that would be level 1. level 2 is unfortunately "armed federal agents are swarming the streets"
the master at work 🤌
this useless fucking cunt
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
trapped in a deeply alarming sense of unreality and dread the likes of which i have not felt in 6 years. while remaining hopeful of course
mccarren park snowball fight
responses to SNL’s latest IG post are wild
finally got to this and the context is funnier than i could have possibly imagined
brings me no pleasure to report that i forgot the governor of my home state is now mikie sherrill. FUCK HER TOO!!!
