“This is why you always double check your math.”
06.03.2026 02:05
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“This is why you always double check your math.”
“You build one robot that goes crazy and suddenly your brothers are calling you a mad scientist.”
“Oh, I’ve made plenty of tech-bo. Plenty. But something about the classic and its simplicity yet practicality always has me coming back to it.”
“Oh of course! While most might rely on brute force or…magic…I would rather rely on my brain and my tech.
…Oh. And sometimes a simple staff. But mostly my brain.”
“Trans-dimensional travel is a challenge. For most people.”
Yes. But he also likes chocolate chips, peanut butter, yogurt, oatmeal, and popcorn on his pizza.
So his tastebuds might be a bit different
I feel like Damian would attempt to steal my brothers and I and keep us as pets
“I mean, it’s permanently set to stun. I’m not a monster”
“Guess who built laser gun?”
“One person’s junk is another turtle’s next project.”
// They do age and grow up though. But never too far otherwise they can’t be called the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles anymore
// Joking aside, Donatello and his brothers are usually around 15 years old at the start of most TMNT stories
“As for my age? I am…”
RANDOM LOUD NOISES
“…teen years old and I have been since the 80’s.”
he winks
“That’s…that’s a joke.”
“I’ve been fighting for years. Literally raised to be a ninja. Although personally I’d rather spend time building gadgets.”
“It’s called RWBY, you clod!”
“On an unrelated note, why doesn’t Mega Man’s enemy just make an “Instant Death Spike Man” or a robot made entirely of that metal he makes those hat guys out of?
Is it because it’s too easy and he wants to win in style? Because if that’s the case…I kind of get it.”
“Not intentionally”
“I would never want to give an evil genius ideas.”
New York is cheering right now.
“Could have sworn I saw Krang at Pride.
Then again, it may have been a person in a pink Jabba the Hutt costume”
“…Krang isn’t gay?”
STINK BOMBS
SMOKE BOMBS
“He actually did. Not big explosions. But they sting a little.”
“Only if you do the same for me. Most people wouldn’t take too kindly to giant turtles.
…honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”
“A very aggravating cartoon.”
Sorry. I’m an impressionable youth.
NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT
pokes head out
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smoke bombs