How exactly is this supposed to help livestock farmers? I can promise you the number of people who buy a vegetarian bacon substitute thinking it is real bacon is vanishingly small.
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Fair point!
Tech bros have developed a technology that can do two things quite well: code and spout bullshit. Congratulations, you've invented Elon Musk! Now they're desperately trying to convince academics, writers, artists, etc. that it's going to make us irrelevant when really it's making them irrelevant.
Yesterday’s attack on Iran sends a strong message to would-be dictators who use secret police to murder protesters.
I’m still holding out for a crocodile-themed sequel to “Under Paris” set in Queensland during the Olympics. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
What do you say to those who claim you’re not American? I understand it’s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/
Macbeth: SHIT
If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
Australia, and Australians, sure are built different.
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I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that the jackbooted thugs terrorizing immigrants, arresting US citizens, targeting brown people, kidnapping preschoolers, and indiscriminately killing protestors also seem to be antisemitic. Who could have seen that coming?!
The Onion: What would you say to people who call you Gestapo? Bovino: I’d ask why they aren’t speaking English.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/
so cool how harvard attacked pro-palestine protestors because not liking genocide is antisemitic but also cancelling their yiddish program is somehow not
Perhaps the best ever version of this evergreen meme format. Watch until the end for the Bari Weiss joke.
"In the past, the university didn't always give some promising intellectuals the chance they deserved, thus unnecessarily driving them into politics." 🤣
Analysis | If European leaders don’t create a big gold trophy and give it to Donald Trump in a lavish ceremony replete with a parade, they will have the blood of Greenlanders on their hands.
Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
People’s heads, clearly!
I guess we didn't have plants in the past, either, or non-beige color palettes!
As a bonus, it even features a former Heritage Foundation staffer who only realized after losing his own daughter to brain cancer that big government can actually come in handy when it comes to things like funding life-saving but uneconomical research. Who knew?
An absolutely devastating read about the real, human cost of cuts to medical and scientific research led by Trump and DOGE. Can anyone tell me, are we great again yet?
Arrested Development tobias funke : (uncaptioned, implied) "but it might work for us"
Experts in authoritarianism and tyranny: "Fight them at every step. Do not give an inch or you will lose and they will kill you."
Democratic Party leadership:
once again we are all tapping the sign
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
A satirical website for HiltonICE.com: "Experience Compliance at Its Finest."
About Us Our Story Hilton ICE is a premium hospitality experience built on discretion, compliance, and selective compassion. Located wherever federal enforcement requires dependable accommodations, we deliver polished rooms, streamlined coordination, and an operating environment free from unnecessary complications. Our properties provide the full range of services expected of a global hospitality brand, including thoughtfully designed accommodations, attentive service, and a formal commitment to cooperation. By aligning comfort with authority, we support continuity of operations and ensure expectations are met without interruption. At Hilton ICE, hospitality is not a reflection of values. It is an operational standard.
Unauthorized Use of Hilton Trademark To the Owner and Operator of the Website https://www.hiltonice.com/, Please be advised that the use of the Hilton name, including its incorporation within your domain name and its use in connection with a hotel-branded website, constitutes unauthorized use of a protected trademark and raises significant legal concerns.
Thank you for your note. The use of the Hilton name on HiltonICE.com is intentional and expressive. The website is a work of political commentary and parody addressing Hilton's publicly reported cooperation with ICE, presented in the visual language of a hotel brand to critique that decision. No affiliation, sponsorship, or endorsement by Hilton is claimed or implied. The site does not offer lodging, accept reservations, or engage in commercial activity, and is protected as expressive speech. The purpose is commentary, not confusion. That said, I appreciate you reaching out and will review your concerns with counsel (a Ouija board and the ghost of the First Amendment). Dog Bless, Tobes
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
Don’t be fooled by the whimsical headline and illustration; this is actually about the combination of two of the worst things: generative AI and the dearth of police accountability.
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