austin

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

i have a funny feeling i’m going to eat food today

you know what they say

activating my almonds

9/11 jokes piss me off. they make me want to fly a plane in a building! i'm playin. i'm plane 😭 nah im joking

“women in stem”. “women in field”. what are you a tree 🌳

e chu ta 🖕

i love being happy. but i hate being sad

dicken balls

i’m gonna do things tonight. probably tomorrow too

saw a guy holding a lunchbox today

- we hate you and want to destroy you
- OK what if I meet you halfway? I'm willing to give up a little if it means a peaceful resolution.
- thank you for your compliance. You have made it much easier to hate and destroy you

guy named Jimbordius: hey man it’s a family tradition leave me alone

you can’t see but i’m flipping you off right now. yeah you. that’s right

did you knows? did you knows that. when yous nose run, yours nose need blows or it will be come a hose. a hose of gross

i’ve been rotating peelon and muskfuck lately

somebody stole my shmungus…….

people of collar: 😁🥰🎉🎁🍾🎊🥳
people of caucasian: 😐🥱👎❌🤮🤢

bluesky is a game and i’m the penis

damn daniel!

i’m a gummy bear oh oh i’m a gummy bear

“suck it up butter cup” shut up. i am not a “buttercup”. even if i were, i wouldn’t be able to suck ANYTHING up. inanimate objects can’t do that. it’s not possible. you have no idea what you’re talking about

i love posting. i will be posting until i die

austin

wokky wlusg

this has gotta be the most november we’ve had all year

straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk