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I don’t really give a shit what’s on the new banknotes, quite nice if stuff started to cost less and Thames Water stopped pouring shit into the rivers though.

And I say that knowing that some very vocal people hate it the core of their beings too 🤷‍♂️

Got right back into Stellaris in a big way. Playing the open beta for their next overhaul. Absolutely brilliant tbh. I know it has its ups and downs with some updates but I think the Paradox model for how they continue to develop games like Stellaris is the best thing going into gaming.

Are we the farmers league?

Seriously, where’s the shame?

They must protect their man at all costs so as not to be faced with the prospect that they might not be in the smartest people in every room.

“No you don’t understand! It’s different! I voted for this PM!”

I’m sure that the very sensible types who were roundly calling for Boris Johnson to resign over various personal and public errors of judgement will be taking a similar stance over these Mandelson files, right?

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

BREAKING: The due diligence provided to Keir Starmer before Peter Mandelson’s appointment as US Ambassador warned it would be a "general reputational risk"

That kind of declaration of interest should just happen as a matter of course rather than shrugging and saying, “well, the listener probably knows that anyway”.

Trevor Phillips is on Times Radio at the moment presenting its lunchtime show and talking about the imminent release of the Mandelson files. He’s not mentioned that Peter Mandelson has been his friend for many years and was best man at his first wedding.

“Today was the day Donald trump finally became president” etc etc

When you build a machine to target people based on gender, race, or any other identity, it ends up targeting Jews too.

New deposition testimony shows a DOGE staffer flagged a Holocaust documentary—about Jewish women forced into slave labor by the Nazis—for termination.

His reason is shocking.

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When a father wants to take all credit on the big day every year…

The troubles

In a way I enjoyed too haha

Obviously this is why the people love their hip hop.

I dunno. I find that hard to square to be honest. But as I’ve said elsewhere, I am biased by how much the big man hooked me in too.

Absolutely not but you also wouldn’t have brought Bielsa back mid-season the year Leeds went down either. It’s another reason why the decision to go to Forest as Ange did was so bonkers.

ye but have u considered

Heads. Will. Roll.

Tories will laugh at you for caring about the problems or explain to you why they are good, actually, or at least good motivation for the poors or something.

The Starmer-Mandelson types, while putting on gigantic ear defenders: “It's nice, isn't it. The quiet.”

The [Labour] Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Tottenham’s senior leadership team this morning…

“You feeling it yet, mate?”

Igor Tudor is doing his best to entertain *you*!

Yeah. And you’re right that even if this squad has lost its head over Ange going, that doesn’t speak too well of them either. And yet! I think season three, assuming they gave him more than one new (non-elite) starter and some teenagers, they’d be in a better place now. Probably still sack him tho!

Yeah, and I get that. But I absolutely love having maniacs trying to make it work regardless! More please.

There were points where you could see a vision of what Spurs could be that made it feel worth it if they got there. There was no grand vision with Ten Hag. Fans who wanted him to succeed projected stuff on to him that wasn’t there, IMO. He even said he wasn’t interested in all that in interviews!