my kid in the us has a tongan passport and knows how to use it 😍

Once you're a few dozen episodes in and then from there on out you can completely change your mood by listening to different songs in the soundtrack. I mean if you need your mood to be ready for battle, going to a backstory, or getting your butt kicked. 😂

Because I believe in their design, product and technical skills, I'm absolutely convinced that somehow constantly removing filters all over the place forces people to buy things that they don't return when they don't fit and that makes a profit for Jeff. But I still shop there. 😂

what proximity

It took us 3 years from when we decided to try and get back to Tonga to get back. But imagine what the us will be like in 3 years if you don't start working at it now.

When we lived there (2012-2015) it was always packed on the weekends...

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

a person is holding a kiwi with googly eyes and black legs ALT: a person is holding a kiwi with googly eyes and black legs

Carol from Briscoes is the mascot of New Zealand Christmas cheer. She has all the riz of a lemon flavored popsicle. It's bland yet quant and familiar and that's enough for kiwis.

Miles Dyson, Terminator 2 character

How I feel reading about the genesis mission and pondering my stock options.

I revamped my website.

jocelyn.dev

It's very cute. That is all.

I had to zoom in because I thought it said slutty saloon 🤣

The more we're online the more we'll be sucked in. It might actually be a good thing for the species as a whole but I don't want it. Need to spend more time in the garden. Here I am online though. 😆

When I lived in San Jose there was some stupid old lady who kept leaving out entire bags of cat food by the river for the poor kitties. The skunks took it over, started eating the food and the cats, and then spraying like crazy while they fought over the food. Thanks lady

♫ I was working in the lab late one night . . . ♫

glad you finally made it, missed you from muskzone 😍

Friend of Putin. I kind of look at him as the next Muammar Gaddafi... Who built some amazing things for Africa and also tried to enforce pan Africanism, but wasn't very nice to you if you disagreed with him. But that's Trump and Putin and Xi and hmm, everybody these days so. Welcome to world.🤷‍♂️

I saw things in Oakland left over from the 60s the blew my mind, went with tech bros to fancy bars that made me think I was in a tv show... But a friend from Tonga is a lawyer in some ancient law firm and holy shit the pics he posts.

According to my watch. To be fair about half of it was digging out rocks and putting them somewhere else. But weeds and grass is usually about the same. I only started tracking it cause the replays on Strava are hilarious 😂

a small brown dog leaps up from behind a pile of crunchy brown leaves. her eyes and mouth are open wide, and her big floppy ears are extended out like wings to either side.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

Dutch late night TV has its take

I'm not an iPhone guy but on the desktop I really figured windows 2000 got it perfect and I've tried to keep everything as close to that as I can since. So don't feel too old lol

Apparently this is called "détournement poetry". Whatever it's called it's one of the most impressive and unnerving uses of poetry I've ever heard.

@officialsadbeige on Instagram

paint sketch of a swingset on a river bank ..in petchaburi

The TL has brought to mind the saying

We had empires run by emperors, and we had kingdoms run by kings.
Now we have countries...

I tried to get people to switch but they are always like it's too hard... there used to be this social network called bebo, it was the main one everyone in Tonga used. then it went out of business and everyone just switched in a week. somehow they can't do that anymore lol

I dropped all Meta except messenger and quickly realized you can't live in Tonga without facebook, it's the main way the govt announces things besides the radio. Now my kids tell me messenger is too old fashioned and if i want quick responses i have to message them on instagram. they own us.

An inflatable with a mechanical bull 😭

hope there's a rainbow over the bridge and everyone else stayed home