If That's For Me, I'm Not Here

Enjoy what you have while you have it. Once it's gone, it's gone forever.

You know you're old when the excitement in your life is a new pair of slippers being left on the porch.

Sometimes, when I play with my dogs, I drag my naked ass across the floor to make them think I'm one of them. Nancy is normally disgusted by it, but she admits it makes her a bit horny.

I don't want my tax dollars going to Argentina, wars, or any other MAGA causes that divert from the Epstein files. Trump is doing anything to avoid attention to them. He's obviously exposed by the files, and Americans will know the truth about this POS when all is revealed.

Soon to be Trump Towers Caracas.

This will be the beginning of naming everything after himself in Venezuela.

Oh, great. With all that is going on, now here comes Godzilla.

Biden was too old to govern?

If he would just die.

Happy Thanksgiving.

So, the Ukrainian peace plan was written by Russia and translated into English using Google Translate and then submitted.
How stupid is this administration, and what does Putin have on Trump? It's so obvious Putin "holds the cards."

Donald Trump: I have just signed an Executive Order that the day after Thanksgiving will no longer be called Black Friday. Why do they need their own day? It will now be called Trump Friday.

When you masturbate do you ever think you're really not your type?

I know it's two photos that were merged by someone, but doesn't it look as if he's tickling him?

I always feel like Trump is driving a Pinto in bumper to bumper traffic at 60 miles an hour.
An explosion is imminent.

You still got it. LOL.

This is my 96 year old mother at her church fall festival today, enjoying a snack and the festivities in St. Pauls, NC.
She uses the walker to carry things around, although she does use a cane to walk.
At home, she uses it to carry things from the kitchen to her TV chair.

Regardless of which way this government shutdown goes, Chuck Schumer needs to retire. He's pathetic and silly when he tries to act tough.
Someone please primary him and get him out.
Everyone over 70 should be removed because stodgy old white folks are ruining everything.

Excuse me, Rabbi.
Can your people atone it down some?
Thank you.

During a free speech in Florida, Ron DeSantis mocked Donald Trump’s penis.

A castrated rooster is called "a-doodle-doo."

Happy birthday, Stephen Miller

I spent a few years in my 20s picking up women at bars and taking them home, but I had to quit when I stopped driving a cab.

Back in my day, we didn't say, "Back in my day."

You've made it @nicollewallace.bsky.social! Yay!
Tom Cruise is probably next on his list.
I love your show.

Newt Gingrich is living proof that a Cabbage Patch doll can grow up to be a real boy.

Meanwhile, in Scotland.

Mike Johnson shut down the House because he had to rush home to fondle his son's balls to be sure he hadn't masturbated.

I like to say, It'll all work out."