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Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.

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25.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Hughes made 5 consecutive great hockey plays (skill + effort) setting up the GWG and MacKinnon in particular got fucking worked by Werenski.

23.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All fruits are good IMO

23.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nathan MacKinnon stares into the abyss… and the abyss stares directly back at him.

Nathan MacKinnon stares into the abyss… and the abyss stares directly back at him.

22.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

If you toss flowers for Brady Tkachuk, understand he’s gonna try and eat them.

22.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Virtual flowers for Brock Faber on Google

Virtual flowers for Brock Faber on Google

Virtual flowers for Quinn Hughes on Google

Virtual flowers for Quinn Hughes on Google

Virtual flowers for Matt Boldy on Google

Virtual flowers for Matt Boldy on Google

Give the Wild boys their flowers

22.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

22.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1889 πŸ” 391 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 18
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dawgπŸ₯Ή

22.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2208 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 85

DON’T TREAD

22.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.

Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.

Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").

Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

19.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3590 πŸ” 527 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

@biffthetick.bsky.social

19.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How your email finds me

16.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood

15.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1574 πŸ” 329 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 45
13.02.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, let’s see it bud

12.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.

Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.

I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

12.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 2881 πŸ” 498 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 24

β€œI trust what you say, and believe what you do.” - Jerry Kill

12.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is hypothetically good news, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

12.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1206 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Stop threatening me with a good time

12.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or, OR!

Cannabis consumption has overtaken alcohol use in the US the last several years, big alcohol conglomerates are extremely butthurt about it, and are trying to eliminate existential threats to their business model.

11.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been You Get What You Give pilled for 28 years, that shit goes HARD

10.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just going on the record and saying You Get What You Give by the New Radicals rules and everybody else is wrong

10.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 764 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 31

Post a banger that's not in English

10.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Study Finds Cannabis Usage in Middle Aged and Older Adults Associated With Larger Brain Volume, Better Cognitive Function New research found, contrary to assumptions, cannabis usage by middle age and older adults led to better cognition and larger brain volumes.

It’s medicine, just like our indigenous brothers and sisters said news.cuanschutz.edu/news-stories...

06.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nightmare blunt rotation jfc

05.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a large fish is laying on a cutting board with a picture of a woman with wings in the background Alt: a large fish is flopping on a cutting board
04.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBSβ€”oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power.

They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

04.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 14116 πŸ” 4482 πŸ’¬ 407 πŸ“Œ 203

Oh so the trade deadline is gonna push the Stupid slider to max

04.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Depraved elites aren’t hiding their corruption any longer and it’s plainly seen by anyone with the slightest media literacy.

No wonder they’ve also attacked the education system as well.

04.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what crime did she actually commit in florida?

04.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0