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Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.

28.02.2026 13:52 👍 1981 🔁 488 💬 16 📌 9

when a customer is rude i add duckweed and pest snails to their fish/plant bags on purpose

i will also sometimes deliberately give them a breeding pair of livebearing fish without telling them

24.11.2025 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A union worker punching Steven Crowder. 

The text “the halls” is over Crowder, and the text “boughs of holly” is over the union worker

A union worker punching Steven Crowder. The text “the halls” is over Crowder, and the text “boughs of holly” is over the union worker

Fuck it I’m posting my Christmas meme early this year

24.11.2025 14:49 👍 48 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

FRUIT HOUNDS FRUIT HOUNDS

24.11.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva

23.11.2025 16:59 👍 917 🔁 115 💬 17 📌 4
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Know your audience [XJ]

06.10.2025 05:00 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Captivating [TN/JH]

13.10.2025 17:03 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.

28.09.2025 00:00 👍 9564 🔁 2230 💬 143 📌 110

former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.

30.09.2025 18:37 👍 324 🔁 46 💬 16 📌 0
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birthday boys reporting for duty

25.07.2025 01:04 👍 3305 🔁 160 💬 93 📌 13
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Danger ahead [RJ]

24.07.2025 17:03 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Three is a magic number [DY/JY/TY] (req)

06.07.2025 17:02 👍 15 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
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Minimalism [TN/YY]

21.07.2025 05:00 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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That's how it's done [YT]

19.05.2025 17:03 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Never let them know your next move [TN] (req)

25.05.2025 05:00 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Like father like son [KN/YY] (req)

29.05.2025 17:04 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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Secrets of the pharaohs [YY/TN] (req)

10.05.2025 19:15 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Ethan Klein. That's it. I literally opened blue sky for the first time in 3 months just to say this.

02.05.2025 21:17 👍 184 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
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The duality [JM] (req)

01.05.2025 19:15 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
Screenshot of Pokémon legends Arceus in which a Bidoof says “Oof…”

Screenshot of Pokémon legends Arceus in which a Bidoof says “Oof…”

Oof

24.04.2025 13:20 👍 2098 🔁 611 💬 20 📌 29
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Team work not quite making the dream work [TN/JY]

07.04.2025 03:15 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Delicioso [JH]

08.04.2025 19:15 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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he brought his bowl over and now he’s just giving me the side eye like he’s thinking about not leaving a tip because the service is terrible here

16.04.2025 13:18 👍 760 🔁 34 💬 16 📌 1

👇👇👇👇👇👇

03.04.2025 03:43 👍 15801 🔁 2627 💬 438 📌 80
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Pancaked [JH]

25.03.2025 12:15 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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Evergreen [JH]

29.03.2025 04:15 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT

25.03.2025 23:11 👍 53807 🔁 10766 💬 3831 📌 772

my mom is shaming me for wearing a mask just bc i am not "high risk" i fucking hate her

24.03.2025 14:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is more important than you realize. Bluesky doesn’t downgrade links. Which means news sites will get more traffic from here than other sites.

Which gives them economic reasons to post here first.

21.03.2025 00:31 👍 46087 🔁 6687 💬 487 📌 135
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Not necessarily in that order [TY/YT/JY]

01.03.2025 04:15 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1