Chels 🪿

On three occasions today I thought to myself what kind of bird is that. Fourty is approaching; the signs are everywhere.

done one trip might take another

Selling lotto tickets at dollarama is crazy work

I need radio stations to stop celebrating International Women’s Day with Roar by Katy Perry

When was the last time you listened to The Vengaboys?

I can’t focus on work I can only focus on being reunited with my favorite caviar and fries dinner later

It’s pouring rain in Victoria so it only makes sense to have an immersive Twilight marathon.

It’s 4am and my uber to the airport is blaring What’s Luv by Fat Joe. Incredible start to the trip 🫰🏼

more horror films with evil women please

Alexander Skarsgard is so hot I genuinely can't believe it. How is he 50

My bestie and I made a pact to not talk about work anymore and unlocked the most hilarious random chats of my life

“I think we need to put him through a SWOT analysis to be sure”

My analytical bestie giving me relationship advice lol

Dang I’d love to but I head back to Victoria on the 4th!

Petition for everyone on the ice to get a stuffed animal after the Stanley Cup final

hi hello I am HYU

Yeah I’ll get a noon ticket to the gay bdsm movie why not

You know I can really see that for you! 😍

I don’t want jewelry but I do want a Rolex

ilu Cardi but abcdefg will always make me think of Kourtney first

I have to go

Bought my first hat and immediately took on the personality of a mean, lesbian summer camp counsellor. 🪿

The most devastating career arc has to be going from none pizza left beef to Young Sheldon

Don’t tell anyone but one time I took a clam from the ocean and put it in my bag and it started rotting. Turns out I mixed up clams and oysters because I thought I was going to be bringing home a pearl like some kind of secret blind box surprise.

Pick a lane, turtle doves.

omg I finally saw my first rat

“You seem like the kind of person that wears those tiny little toques”

don’t bother me I’m at the sea

We should have never taught straight people the word twink. It's just the f-word at this point.

DuJour means friendship

Oops all gabbys