I sleep so soundly knowing that there are people out there who, despite getting everything they claimed to want, have cartoon steam coming out of their ears because they realized that most of the athletes we sent to the Olympics would call Trump supporters losers to their faces
Costco at 9am on the Sunday before Christmas was reserved for Real Hoopers only. If you’re not hosting the festivities, see you in the afternoon. There were people putting full cases of vodka in their carts - right next to the three tubs of cranberry jalapeno dip. No time or space for meal preppers.
I think I have to send Kyle Dubas a Christmas card
The champ is here!
Has anyone done this post On Here yet or can I do it and get some clout
Kudos to that hacker though. Ethical job. But goddamn is there a lot of stuff to fix.
I have regained access to my account and am no longer “a woman from China fighting racial discrimination” by DM’ing my entire followers list. Sorry about that.
Cedar Rapids
Do you think a stop at the Olde Absinthe House would help or hurt the hangover?
Laughed out loud multiple times
The new episode of The Pitt was also fucking hilarious tbh
Not even mad at the people that say it because it will probably be true! Gonna see the quote “deserved a better result” like 800 times tomorrow!
