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Shawn Wheatley

@swheatley

Husband to @lbingo3.bsky.social, eater of foods, maker of jokes

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Why he keeps doing 😬 tho

12.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My vision was rated seven.

Of nine.

10.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6702 πŸ” 1309 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 93

It was more of a rhetorical, but I would buy it in a heartbeat. No worries! Love your work!

05.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much to get a 2.5” x 3.5” (63x88mm) print that I can use as a token in my Magic the Gathering squirrels deck, this is adorable!

05.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Too much shit touching meeeeeee… touching yoooooou

27.02.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
in 1983, 90% of U.S. media was spread across 50 companies. in 2012, it's these six Comcast, Newscorp, Disney, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS

in 1983, 90% of U.S. media was spread across 50 companies. in 2012, it's these six Comcast, Newscorp, Disney, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS

in 2012, it was six. now it's four.

26.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1082 πŸ” 469 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 29
A version of the Van Gogh pikachu by Naoyo Kimura, made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter, and then colored with watercolor

A version of the Van Gogh pikachu by Naoyo Kimura, made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter, and then colored with watercolor

An image of the gym on Cinnabar Island from Gen1 Pokemon, the location for many fabled glitches, made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter

An image of the gym on Cinnabar Island from Gen1 Pokemon, the location for many fabled glitches, made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter

recreation of the town map from Pokemon red and blue, made using overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter, tinted yellow green to resemble the screen color on an original game boy

recreation of the town map from Pokemon red and blue, made using overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter, tinted yellow green to resemble the screen color on an original game boy

rough approximation of Pallet Town from Pokemon Red/Blue made using overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter

rough approximation of Pallet Town from Pokemon Red/Blue made using overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter

oh it's pokemon day

26.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

If you want to see the Dems who are boycotting, find them at MoveOn's concurrent event, livestreamed here

25.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who learned Perl to use said regexes to aid in porting a proprietary Java windowing toolkit back to AWT, I salute you

25.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

US Olympics Secret Lair when

25.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

13.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 10175 πŸ” 3803 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 66
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this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

22.02.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 5382 πŸ” 1702 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 133
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The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents | Fortune Neuroscientist Jared Cooney Horvath said older generations β€œscrewed up” giving students access to so much technology: β€œI genuinely hope Gen Z quickly figures that out and gets mad.”

Now THAT's a headline.

"The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents"

fortune.com/2026/02/21/l...

21.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2633 πŸ” 1151 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 229

I love these!

21.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if it’s a lack of trying or a licensing issue. I’m amazed that Disney let them release Wall-E

21.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I marvel at how Jim Henson’s creative brain worked. This film was a presentation piece to the execs at CBS when he was trying to get them, ultimately unsuccessfully, to pick up THE MUPPET SHOW. If you’re a TV exec sitting in a boardroom watching this, there’s no way it’s not leaving an impression...

08.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFallin’” by De La Soul and Teenage Fanclub was what got me into De La.

β€œI lost touch with reality/now my personality/is an unwanted commodity”

19.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Searching works and direct playback but than app page is borked

18.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crows are very intelligent. Intelligent enough to have discovered vengeance. But not yet intelligent enough to have discovered paleontology.

And they're even further away from discovering vengeance paleontology, the best kind.

17.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you know birds don't know they are descended from dinosaurs? This feels very presumptuous.

17.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You are living your best life πŸ‘

17.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does Drew happen to go into the fact that you can reuse McDonald’s cups to get free soda whenever you want?

17.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.

16.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 13348 πŸ” 2012 πŸ’¬ 452 πŸ“Œ 445

Any more info on this one?

16.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

14.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 5280 πŸ” 1423 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 112
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i can’t stop laughing

15.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 4538 πŸ” 1280 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 312

THANK YOU, DJ KHALID

13.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A new Castlevania.
A new 2D Castlevania.
A new 2D Iga-style Castlevania.
A new 2D Iga-style Castlevania BY MOTION TWIN/EVIL EMPIRE!

13.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)

10.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 654 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 74