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Joanna Nicolson

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Artist, gardener. Keen to see an end to inequality, lies and culture wars

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We are a country of light and (very) dark animal stories: Black Beauty (a harder read than many will recall); Wind in the Willows and Beatrix Potter; Watership Down and Plague Dogs (gulp); Tarka (by a fascist) and Animal Farm (by an anti-Fascist); Kes.

I think we can cope with animals on banknotes.

11.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0
Daily Mail Headline:

Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧡

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11.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 287 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 61
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Kemi Badenoch Denies Being Ashamed of British Animals Reports of the Conservative party's revival under her leadership have been greatly exaggerated

"Whatever problems Keir Starmer’s Government may have right now, facing an effective leader of the opposition certainly isn’t one of them."
open.substack.com/pub/adambien...

11.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's no need for any further analysis on any topic because Robert Jenrick has found the thing that explains everything.

11.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7

Utterly baffling briefing just now with Kemi Badenoch’s spokesman in which he repeatedly insists that β€œwe’re in the war” with Iran and that she supports it, while simultaneously denying she ever said she wants to join the war she thinks we're already in

11.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 15

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1254 πŸ” 329 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 9
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Keir Starmer: "Kemi Badenoch and the Reform UK leader have been spooked because they
realise they've jumped into supporting a war without thinking through the consequences."

11.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

An actual statement from the one-time natural party of government.

11.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Adult social care privatised since the 1980s. Local councils spend 70% of budget on it.

83% of social care controlled by private equity, 20%-40% profit margin.

Will Govt end profiteering, ensure only not-for-profit entities, including local councils, provide care.

Watch the Minister's reply.

11.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 8

According to the New Yorker, Donald Trump and his family profited off the presidency by an estimated $4 billion in 2025 β€” mostly through shady crypto deals.

That amounts to $456,621 per hour.

But how are you doing?

22.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 4400 πŸ” 1819 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 81

There's a bunch of Chevening Scholars in my Masters classes and they massively enrich it. Impressive people and also so obviously wedded to going back and improving their own countries.

10.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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This very straight news piece buried deep within the FT never uses words like corruption or insider dealing but every detail is quietly devastating. Why is the FT virtually alone in the UK media in covering this important story?

10.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1589 πŸ” 790 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 40

The Lords really has behaved abysmally this parliament so far

10.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Farage delivers energy sermon at the pump – just don’t mention the war Reform leader’s Derbyshire petrol station stunt grinds to halt when questions on Iran leave him short-tempered

Farage delivers energy sermon at the pump – just don’t mention the war

11.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
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It's no longer OK for you to sit in the house of Lords because your dad did.
But if your mate put you there?
That's fine.
Neither of these really feel like democracy to me.

11.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 1980 πŸ” 579 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 36

The hand-wringing over the lack of American strategic coherence should not distract from the likelihood that Israel as the other key actor in this war most likely has quite clear strategic intentions

11.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

BREAKING: As many as 150 U.S. troops have been wounded in the war with Iran, according to sources familiarβ€”far higher than the Pentagon’s publicly disclosed figure of just 8 seriously wounded troops. The true toll of this war is already far worse than the public has been told. (Reuters)

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 13139 πŸ” 5945 πŸ’¬ 762 πŸ“Œ 357
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When Robert Jenrick was Housing Minister, he rolled out a β€œGreen Housing Revolution”:

www.gov.uk/government/n...

It includes Heat Pumps, reducing fossil fuels, solar, preventing climate change etc.

He’s now pretending he’s Mr Reform anti-Net Zero.

#BullshitBobby

11.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 9

Badenoch and Farage would have had us bending the knee to war criminals. They should never be allowed to forget that.

11.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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How Trump and His Advisers Miscalculated Iran’s Response to War

NEW: Before the Iran War, Trump ignored warnings that Iran could retaliate across the region and stop oil shipments. Now, with energy markets in chaos, some aides are pessimistic about the lack of a strategy to end the war. But they haven't told Trump. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...

11.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1437 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 150

4/ Ok, so what ARE the goals? It seems, primarily, destroying lots of missiles and boats and drone factories.

But the question that stumped them: what happens when you stop bombing and they restart production?

They hinted at more bombing. Which is, of course, endless war.

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 9015 πŸ” 1607 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 104

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 16392 πŸ” 6638 πŸ’¬ 465 πŸ“Œ 898
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Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say | CNN Politics Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most important energy chokepoint that carries about one-fifth of all crude oil, according to two people familiar with US intelligence r...

Iran is laying mines in Straight of Hormuz
Chris Wright will have a hard time navigating that little blip.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/p...

11.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

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11.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Farage standing in front of petrol forecourt sign 
25P OFF
WITH FARAGE 
REFORM UK 


All this fawning over Donald Trump - where has it got Nigel Farage?

Farage standing in front of petrol forecourt sign 25P OFF WITH FARAGE REFORM UK All this fawning over Donald Trump - where has it got Nigel Farage?

Today, he is back in the rainy old UK, standing on a petrol forecourt in his faux-toff outfit, whingeing about Rachel Reeves putting fuel duty up by a few pennies - a tax that has been frozen since 2011. Besides, his mate Donald has done more in the past week to put up the price of petrol, with his continued bombing of Iran, than the chancellor.
Tell that to White Van Man, Nigel.

Today, he is back in the rainy old UK, standing on a petrol forecourt in his faux-toff outfit, whingeing about Rachel Reeves putting fuel duty up by a few pennies - a tax that has been frozen since 2011. Besides, his mate Donald has done more in the past week to put up the price of petrol, with his continued bombing of Iran, than the chancellor. Tell that to White Van Man, Nigel.

β€œFarage… helped fool everyone about Brexit - which he wants to renegotiate, naturally. Surely the British people can't take this absurd man seriously again? After all, even Trump doesn't.”

Beyond time to boot Farage and his stale band of Tories off the stage.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/nigel...

11.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

Some good news in these dark days

11.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2924 πŸ” 654 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 46
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Badenoch denies calling for UK to join US-Israeli war on Iran Conservative leader accused of taking confusing position after she said Starmer should β€˜do more than catch arrows’

At the most basic level of 'have some self-respect', Conservative MPs should not put forward someone who visibly is not intellectually equipped to be prime minister as their candidate to be prime minister.

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1085 πŸ” 275 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 30
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The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you

10.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1505 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 17
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The worst cabinet in American history And it's not even close.

PM Must Read: The Worst Cabinet in American History (And it's not even close.) >>> "Comically unqualified, intensely partisan, and unflaggingly devoted to whatever ridiculous thing bubbled out of Donald Trump’s mouth five minutes ago". h/t Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cabi...

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6