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me trying out pokemon sleep and learning it's the hardest game ever made

the problem with stabbing someone when you own so much stuff is that they can then bleed all over your stuff

when confronted with a giant maid, a sight that would have most of you barking and hitting yourself in the head with a hammer, mario is a cool operator and dispatches the threat quickly. this is what makes him a professional

Yes. Anthropic has made $5bn in its entire existence up until March. It also spent $10bn on compute. It's raised $60bn (with $30bn of that arriving Feb 12), which suggests other costs - or prepayments/deposits for compute are brutal

do the MAR10

On this day in video game history:

the thing about rich people, is that they're profoundly uninterested on spending their money unless there's a promise to make at least twice as much money in the future

90s singer: yeah i got a little crazy. it was a really rough time in my life
audience: no yeah, totally
90s singer: i'm better now though
audience: we're so glad to hear
90s singer: i mean i still do a lot of drunk driving that's okay right

Surprise! it was never about kids

So where's the info on super mario titans

Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair talking to a second person. She is gesturing at a dinosaur skeleton with a machine mounted on its back.] PERSON 1: Although Bazookasaurus’s distinctive structure was long assumed to be a weapon, vascularization studies show that it was very fragile and could only have been used for display.

Bazookasaurus

xkcd.com/3216/

RAMBO

The Real Ghostbusters

MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series

Back To The Future The Animated Series

STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION VERSIONS OF CARTOONS AND GO BACK TO MAKING CARTOON VERSIONS OF LIVE ACTION MOVIES

radioactive movie staring Rosamund pike as Marie Curie

one of the many missed opportunities of this film is playing the titular song during the credits.

"A.I. used to make mistakes like these."

The notion that McCarthy is making a mistake here, rather than writing in his fucking inimitable style, is astonishing.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

An old man used to wear the same hat everyday. All the kids used to make fun of him and say why don't you take that hat off. We know you don't have hair anyway who cares about it. One day the old man smiled and said you want me to take off my hat I will. So he took off the hat and revealed his beautiful shiny brown hair. He also stood up straight and took off his glasses. He said look at that. I am actually young and the CEO of the biggest business in town. When you are looking for jobs I will be really old for real, and I will say I remember the boys of town treating old men so lowly. The boys of town couldn't even share one job, for one dollar a year! (the boys will be back in town… forever!)

Probably shouldn't make that kind of joke it can very easily backfire

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I'm holding up a mirror

A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

one of the all-time greats

What if the gorilla has bad vibes or is unpleasant to be around

Haha they changed it in the past 10 minutes

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

CSM part 2 has been flying with one engine basically since it started and it won't surprise me if the author pulls a hideaki anno

British guy after 2 weeks developing for the ZX Spectrum: You play as....a wizard shooting at... demon birds. And it's called...Pyromaniac. (Holds up the package art (an airbrushed skeleton climbing out of a well.))