Rob Gibbons

I’ve clearly unintentionally opened a wound. Please feel free to educate me so that others might see.

Serious question: do you think Puerto Ricans would do better under independence or statehood?

I stand corrected.

Puerto Rico has been part of the US for 109 years. Bad Bunny’s family has been citizens longer than 🍊💩’s family.

This is why we defund.

The worst punishment they could think of was to make him one of us.

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day from Charlie Biscuits and I.

As I grow in years, and hopefully wisdom, it becomes more clear to me that you should never ever trust a fart.

I made a meme

Tech support commandments:

Thou Shalt Not Push Updates on a Friday.

I’m just waiting for the “mouse doesn’t work. No clue what happened” ticket.

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One of the administrators at work sent out an email titled “EM Alert: Active Shooter”. I about shot my pants before I opened it. It was a “what to do if there’s an active shooter”. I politely requested that he be slightly less incendiary in the future.

I’m looking for a tactful way to say “your dead mom was hot!”
Anyone?

Can anyone “explain it like I’m five” why the Hyde Amendment doesn’t prevent aid to Israel? After all, Israel has single payer healthcare and it covers reproductive care, including abortions.

Starting WWIII because nobody went to your birthday party is way more petty than starting WWII because you couldn’t get into art school.

What cat?

Allow me to remind you.

I had a user call me personal phone and email me on my personal email about an issue. Then she proceeded to get upset when I asked her to submit a ticket and respect my work/life boundaries.

If the gangs in California are as dangerous as the kakistocracy says, then why has the resistance been so civil? If it was as bad as FOTUS states, there would be bodies piling.

Gestapo dressed in Hugo Boss. Ice dresses in 5.11

That’s not a fascism bug, it’s a fascism feature.

That show had some truly outstanding moments. Channing Tatum doing Beyoncé’s Run the World was another standout.

Every bit as American as the last one.

Thank you for the inspiration

“AMAVIT NOS”, Sanctus Nathan de Christo dicit, ita non debemus Hostiam Sanctam lycopersicis contusis, aceto et saccharo mixtis, contaminare. Et sicut Christus per hortum nocte proditionis suae tractus est, ita etiam caro inclusa, quae eum repraesentat, polluet.

I thought au jus was for baptism.

I prefer tavern cut body of Christ.

New Pope is from Chicago?
Now they gotta ask if I want my Italian beef baptized or Baptized baptized.

I’m a bachelor. I gladly pay school taxes so I’m not surrounded by idiots.